[Satire] Bunnings announces hostile takeover bid for all 8,000 polling booths to regain control of sausage sizzle market

a year ago by MHLoppy to c/australia

“People only come to polling booths because they know they’ll be rewarded with a sausage, which is also the only reason they come to Bunnings. So it’s a natural fit"

Gorgritch_umie_killa 4 points a year ago

"SSM" 😂

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Nath 4 points a year ago

For reals though: you wouldn't want to be the community group that gets a Bunnings slot on an election date. It would decimate your sales as everyone already had their sausage. People buying a second at Bunnings would not be the norm.

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ariaflame 2 points a year ago

@MHLoppy Heh. It's cute, but I've been on one. They don't run them, they just provide the space and the rules.

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