As likely as the rapture. Or in materialist terms: as likely as the bourgeoisie giving up their private property and handing the reigns of power to the proletarian vanguard without violence.

Edit: I like Dr. Justin Sledge's idea that the revolution happening by itself (inevitable due to the contradictions of capitalism) as apocalyptic literature, as a criticism.

About as miraculous as Jesus turning water into wine.

Student loans are securitized and repackaged and derivativized to the point where forgiving them would cause another 2008 like debt bubble financial crash. There's a financial house of cards built upon people's educations and its sick.

Student Loan Asset Backed Securities (SLABS) are too important for wallstreet and banks to use as assets in investing. If the government forgave that debt it would break a fundamental part of what props up the economy. Rich people might actually loose money. That's part of the reason Biden made it impossible to get out of student loans via bankruptcy. A bankruptcy cleared debt becomes a worthless asset to whoever bought it.

It's safer to assume the whole of the US will collapse before they forgive student loans.

Not likely

its not 0% but damn close to it.