Leebra memes
login register

We all need small joys in life

a year ago by zjti8eit to c/memes

save

share

report

ConstantPain 67 points a year ago

Yes, someone did lose some minutes to fake this photo for likes. Good joke tho.

save

path: 0 17022261, hotness: undefined, score: 67, children: 12
GrammarPolice 14 points a year ago

Ohhh piss off

save

path: 0 17022261 17023002, hotness: undefined, score: 14, children: 8
stebo02 13 points a year ago

says the literal grammar police

save

path: 0 17022261 17023002 17023021, hotness: undefined, score: 13, children: 0
ConstantPain 5 points a year ago

It's obviously photoshopped. What are you talking about?

save

path: 0 17022261 17023002 17024172, hotness: undefined, score: 5, children: 4
GrammarPolice -5 points a year ago

So what? If you don't find it funny, downvote and move on. Quit whingeing!

save

path: 0 17022261 17023002 17024172 17025773, hotness: undefined, score: -5, children: 3
atlas 7 points a year ago

whingeing

save

path: 0 17022261 17023002 17024172 17025773 17026661, hotness: undefined, score: 7, children: 0
ConstantPain 4 points a year ago

So you're not just the grammar police, you're the comment section police as well...

Did you wake up this morning and thought to yourself "I'm going to pick the most inane hill to fight for today"?

save

path: 0 17022261 17023002 17024172 17025773 17025898, hotness: undefined, score: 4, children: 1
ByteJunk 2 points a year ago

I'm so sad to see people missing the pun and down voting...

You got an audible grunt from me with that one sir, good job!

save

path: 0 17022261 17023002 17029644, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 1
GrammarPolice 2 points a year ago

Glad at least one person could get it :)

save

path: 0 17022261 17023002 17029644 17030798, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 0
untorquer 10 points a year ago

Compression so garbage can't tell if it's from ps or a label maker sticker.

save

path: 0 17022261 17031117, hotness: undefined, score: 10, children: 2
ConstantPain 4 points a year ago

I give you that, can very much be!

save

path: 0 17022261 17031117 17040618, hotness: undefined, score: 4, children: 1
untorquer 1 point a year ago

Sticker would be so much better... I think I need a label maker now 🤣

save

path: 0 17022261 17031117 17040618 17040802, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 0
DrBob 46 points a year ago

Can someone ELI'manidiot

save

path: 0 17017922, hotness: undefined, score: 46, children: 8
lunarul 132 points a year ago

4U2PN2 - "for you to pee into"

The serial number is on a urinal.

save

path: 0 17017922 17017962, hotness: undefined, score: 132, children: 4
DrBob 45 points a year ago

Thank you. They should make that a fake serial number on all of them and put the real one on the back.

save

path: 0 17017922 17017962 17018091, hotness: undefined, score: 45, children: 3
JoeyHarrington 44 points a year ago

Narrator: that's what they did

save

path: 0 17017922 17017962 17018091 17018599, hotness: undefined, score: 44, children: 2
DrBob 8 points a year ago

Glad to know I am as dumb as advertised.

save

path: 0 17017922 17017962 17018091 17018599 17026763, hotness: undefined, score: 8, children: 1
stebo02 6 points a year ago

thought you called yourself a man-idiot

save

path: 0 17017922 17023040, hotness: undefined, score: 6, children: 1
DrBob 1 point a year ago

That too.

save

path: 0 17017922 17023040 17026776, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 0
_g_be 2 points a year ago

"Eli, Man-Idiot, at your service"

save

path: 0 17017922 17027695, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 0
Someplaceunknown 26 points a year ago

It’s beautiful

save

path: 0 17018093, hotness: undefined, score: 26, children: 0
ohulancutash 19 points a year ago

I was today years old when I realised Americans have to manually flush their urinals. It’s basically half the advantage gone.

save

path: 0 17019354, hotness: undefined, score: 19, children: 25
StrawberryPigtails 15 points a year ago

Depends where you are and how old the place is. Newer places (last 15ish years or so) will have the auto flush toilets but most businesses only upgrade the bathrooms when things brake.

save

path: 0 17019354 17021901, hotness: undefined, score: 15, children: 5
GrammarPolice 8 points a year ago

break*

save

path: 0 17019354 17021901 17023010, hotness: undefined, score: 8, children: 2
tomenzgg 4 points a year ago

Not if the office building is constructed with mobile capabilities.

save

path: 0 17019354 17021901 17023010 17026744, hotness: undefined, score: 4, children: 0
gandalf_der_12te 1 point a year ago

No they meant brake. Like, the urinal's smooth and continued function brakes. Comes to a halt.

save

path: 0 17019354 17021901 17023010 17041218, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 0
Lesrid 1 point a year ago

I'm pretty sure most places outside the US just use the huge metal trough that the US seems to reserve for stadiums

save

path: 0 17019354 17021901 17028105, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 1
Remavas 1 point a year ago

Where did you get this information from?

save

path: 0 17019354 17021901 17028105 17033586, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 0
Kbobabob 12 points a year ago

I'm curious where you're from that every single urinal in the whole country has been upgraded.

save

path: 0 17019354 17022111, hotness: undefined, score: 12, children: 15
Dontfearthereaper123 7 points a year ago

I'm from Ireland but pretty much any country I've been has all been automatic urinals

save

path: 0 17019354 17022111 17022169, hotness: undefined, score: 7, children: 1
vaionko 4 points a year ago

I haven't seen a manual flush urinal in Finland in years either

save

path: 0 17019354 17022111 17022169 17022644, hotness: undefined, score: 4, children: 0
stebo02 5 points a year ago

I live in Belgium and the last time I remember having to flush one of these was at least 10 years ago without exaggeration

save

path: 0 17019354 17022111 17023073, hotness: undefined, score: 5, children: 3
MeThisGuy 1 point a year ago

and zero flush toilets exist in the wonderful benelux

save

path: 0 17019354 17022111 17023073 17026803, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 2
WoodScientist 1 point a year ago

I assume that in Benelux, they're all just using squat toilets that have to be rinsed out with a bucket of water?

save

path: 0 17019354 17022111 17023073 17026803 17031325, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 1
biggerbogboy 4 points a year ago

I'm from Australia and it's been like 8 years since I've manually flushed

save

path: 0 17019354 17022111 17023246, hotness: undefined, score: 4, children: 0
Acamon 4 points a year ago

It's not even upgrade, even twenty years ago, most of them were either always rinsing or on some sort of intermittent timer. I guess when they were just a big communal trench it didn't make sense for them to be flushed by an individual. (UK / various Europe)

save

path: 0 17019354 17022111 17024519, hotness: undefined, score: 4, children: 0
ohulancutash 4 points a year ago

I have never seen a manual urinal in Britain. Never.

save

path: 0 17019354 17022111 17026116, hotness: undefined, score: 4, children: 0
gmtom 3 points a year ago

In the UK all the urinals in the bathroom will be flushed automatically at the same time using an auto-syphon that is attached to a tank that's slowly and continuously filled with water.

So it requires no moving parts or electricity, and flushes automatically at a regular interval depending on how fast the water supply is.

And it's been that way basically forever.

save

path: 0 17019354 17022111 17032138, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 5
Kbobabob 1 point a year ago

That's awesome! Do you by chance know what they are called? I did a quick search but all I see are electronic ones.

save

path: 0 17019354 17022111 17032138 17033290, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 2
gmtom 1 point a year ago

They're typically just called a "urinal automatic syphon"

Here's a great Steve Mould video on them if you want to learn more

https://youtu.be/XjQc8Bf0UlM

save

path: 0 17019354 17022111 17032138 17033290 17041073, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 1
Psythik 1 point a year ago

Sounds like a waste of water. Why not simply use motion sensors or flushless urinals like they do in the US?

save

path: 0 17019354 17022111 17032138 17034777, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 1
gmtom 1 point a year ago

The modern ones do, this was the solution before motion sensors

save

path: 0 17019354 17022111 17032138 17034777 17041053, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 0
zjti8eit 10 points a year ago

Probably less than half of them

save

path: 0 17019354 17019593, hotness: undefined, score: 10, children: 0
BackgrndNoize 8 points a year ago

Once I did my business at a public urinal in Texas and was walking away and then as I was washing my hands this old white guy that went to use the urinal after me gave me a dirty look. And only then did I realize that it was not a self flushing urinal, like it's been so long since I've seen one that it needs to be manually flushed that I didn't even consider that.

save

path: 0 17019354 17024972, hotness: undefined, score: 8, children: 0
Psythik 3 points a year ago

We do? Urinals with manual flush are rare. These days there's either a motion sensor, or a flushless urinal installed.

save

path: 0 17019354 17034801, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 0
memes
memes

@lemmy.world

login for more options
22394
9994
13185

Community rules

1. Be civil

No trolling, bigotry or other insulting / annoying behaviour

2. No politics

This is non-politics community. For political memes please go to !politicalmemes@lemmy.world

3. No recent reposts

Check for reposts when posting a meme, you can only repost after 1 month

4. No bots

No bots without the express approval of the mods or the admins

5. No Spam/Ads/AI Slop

No advertisements or spam. This is an instance rule and the only way to live. We also consider AI slop to be spam in this community and is subject to removal.

A collection of some classic Lemmy memes for your enjoyment

Sister communities

go to feed...