Your mission is to ruin a baby shower in 6 words or less, what you say?

3 years ago by vis4valentine to c/asklemmy

cpoc 34 points 3 years ago

You're keeping it this time?

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FarceMultiplier 28 points 3 years ago

Have you told him it's mine?

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bukkat 18 points 3 years ago

“So, who’s the father again?”

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KoboldCoterie 14 points 3 years ago

"So who's the father this time?"

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concrete_baby 13 points 3 years ago

When's the funeral?

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alnilam 12 points 3 years ago

Everyone here a potential father too?

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manitcor 10 points 3 years ago

Hey guys, I'm pregnant too.

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Luccajan 10 points 3 years ago

Did the abortion fail?

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ImplyingImplications 7 points 3 years ago

Are you keeping it?

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Ataraxia 7 points 3 years ago

Roasted or boiled this time?

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MuffinCupcakeHeeler 1 point 3 years ago

Extra Crispy

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infamousbelgian 6 points 3 years ago

Sure it is yours?

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vis4valentine 2 points 3 years ago

Yes.

My mom found her at an abandoned building known for being a spot where people dumps cats. It is full of strays.

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Lewistrick 6 points 3 years ago

For sale: baby shoes, never worn.

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doomkernel 6 points 3 years ago

You're under arrest for child abuse

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atlasraven31 5 points 3 years ago

A baby? In this economy?

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Brunbrun6766 5 points 3 years ago

We're sure who the father is?

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No_Signal 5 points 3 years ago

I'm a registered sex offender

That'd do the job, I reckon

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Socsa 4 points 3 years ago

I'm required by law to inform you...

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Dislodge3233 4 points 3 years ago

You tested positive for Trisomy 13

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Signtist 2 points 3 years ago

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Ech 4 points 3 years ago

"So, are you planning to circumcize?"

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midas 3 points 3 years ago

I brought my speedo

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MyMulligan 3 points 3 years ago

Wasn't that labor ward responsible for mixing babies some time ago?

Sorry, I don't follow the rules. wild card

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CarolineJohnson 3 points 3 years ago

"Too bad your boyfriend couldn't come."

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MigratingtoLemmy 2 points 3 years ago

You sure it's just one in there?

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Ziggurat 2 points 3 years ago

Parent shall let kid choose gender

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anditshottoo 2 points 3 years ago

So we aren't showering babies? Weird.

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thenextfrontier 2 points 3 years ago

Man, that ultra-realistic baby shaped cake tasted like shit

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philluminati 2 points 3 years ago

Oh it’s not that kind of shower?

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TheFogan 1 point 3 years ago

I miscarried.

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Dirk 1 point 3 years ago

No
one
cares
about
your
baby

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qeqpep 1 point 3 years ago

Hormono-hypnotic therapy is going flawlessly

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jaykay 1 point 3 years ago

Are you pro life?

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amnesiacrobat 0 points 3 years ago

Why don’t you love me?

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