@troyunrau hmm. They look to me like wild rocks that have been fed enough to acclimatize them to people. Look how they're happy sitting on the porch near a high-traffic area waiting. That's probably where they get fed

Check if they have drill collars with a contract number.

I’m a south Hampton institute of technology graduate of rockology. These are indeed pet rocks

Those are actually wild rocks that have evolved a protective feature that looks like an eye to avoid predation. They're still rather friendly, just not domesticated yet!

Did they use the pet rock breeding kit? (A rock and a hammer).

wild, please make sure to stack them in a funny way to preserve the joke

wait nvm it looks good already

It's undergoing mitosis

These are a unique breed of Cyclopean rocks, hard to come by.