Seems Yarrabyte has got on the beers?
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Seems Yarrabyte has got on the beers?
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I’m sorry. Be extra kind to yourself, one funeral is hard let alone two
Chef has relocated and is no longer of this world. But fear not, for we are omnipresent and we shall continue serving from another universe. It is however with regret that we will no longer be able to raise alert in the event of sky pretty.
Beep Beep 🚚
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A toast to chef 🧃 .. may your new sky always be pretty
May I have a strong coffee and toast with butter and exotic jam?
Chef, you are amazing no matter which plane you exist on. Thank you for all of the smiles!
... may I please have some potatoey goodness?
Chef, I think all of us hope your new plane of existence is entirely to your satisfaction. We hope you will keep us informed of the prettiness or otherwise of the the 'sky' or functional substitute thereof.
Also, could I have a nice cup of tea and a bikkie?
I hope your skies are beautiful where ever you are.
Your loyalty card gets you one free hug 🫂
Hmm I'm not sure
Where my ting
The blues are here even with soxcat around. Some sad news lately that just seems to put a damper on things and my lack of progress lately on the thesis ain't good.
Try again tomorrow... Gonna disappear into a chip packet for now and ponder AI taking over everything again after watching some VEO 3 clips.
Also I can't get over how unbelievably soft sox's fur is. And she still smells like baby powder. Even though she only eats dine crap at home...
Hmmm… I prescribe cuddlepurrs. Maybe if you put a heat source in your lap and feed her a creamy treat
I gave her a Churu knockoff earlier to improve the mood all around, I think I might actually steal her cat bed and wear it to see if she'll come snuggle on the couch
Success, I am now trapped on the couch by a warm and purry feline. ... I'm just not in the most comfortable position to hold but I mustn't move the cat.

Welcome to the club lol
I have managed to shift to a more comfy position and get the joy of stroking her and ruffling her chin every so often. This is life 🥰
The distressed blacksmith runs into the tavern shouting that the goblins have kidnapped his daughter. Your group is sitting around a table in the back having just escorted some supplies to the general store... What do you do?
I used to really hate them, but we have to do them a lot at work (mock phone calls primarily) and I'm fairly used to it now.
As in.. err.. in the bedroom?
My kink in the bedroom is to roleplay as a submissive HR manager and constantly blurt out 'WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 5 YEARS TELL ME IT'S SITTING BEHIND MY DESK'.
Like, customer service or treatment/first aid role plays?
Spice it up by pretending to get bitten/clawed, or the patient runs around the clinic so you have to chase it down with a towel ...
As in at work?
Terrible experience all around.
Even worse. All the best with with cringe 😁
Found his limit:

He'll change his mind tomorrow but for now he gets some time off.
And the breakfast sausage is AMAZING! And not just for breakfast ....
Finally worked out how to get this dog to finally bring the ball back.
You have to kick the ball and not throw it.
Not sure how that works but it does.
Hahaha.
My dog will chase and pick up the ball, run straight passed me, drop it down the yard and then look at me as if to say "your turn". Little shithead.
Stupid roleplays for my assessments are done, now I just need to write a bit more - fluff it out - and submit. Then I only have 3 quizzes (not open yet) and an oral presentation to do, and I'm done! Should be good by mid June, then I get my cert aw yeeee
Saw my cunt of an ex at Flagstaff station before, as I was on the train passing through. They didn't get on, or recognise me (I've lost 20kg, and was wearing a beanie and hornrim sunnies lol).
They haven't changed at all, physically or mentally, and I love that for them. Couldn't have happened to a better person tbh.
Ughh. People like them should have the decency to fall into a black hole so you never have to worry about being jumpscared

Goodnight all ❤️
At the moment I am assuming everything missing has been packed into one of my boxes. Being tiny it is entirely possible he has slipped in with something else without being noticed. If so he is likely very safe with lots of soft packing material, but may not be able to return until unpacking happens next week.
Alternatively, he could have slipped through to another plane of existence, and Bacon is looking for him now? If so I'm sure he will be found quickly and will return to us very well fed.
Tiny, if you are out there, please bang on a pipe or something so we know you're ok...
They're banging on reddit pipes, I think he's fine.
Ah waking up to hairball noises and a mess to clean up.
Yay...
Edit: yeah I'm wrecked. Decided to work from home.
Screaming junkie neighbour. Manager treating me like a junior and micro managing. Not enough sleep. Reducing anti depressent dose.
Feels like I'm going to explode.
I bought one of those wifi powerpoint timers yesterday. I got it connected to the app but it doesn't seem to be working. Lets see if I can get it sorted or if it's going to become one of those Dad Moments where I'm at war with an obtuse piece of technology wrapped in plastic
Come on tomorrow night, looking forward to my date :)
Edit: I wish I could go to bed right now.
Sadly not. We got along like a house on fire but our lives are going in very different directions.
Cheers :)
I've got nothing to lose. I've been on some awful, awful dates. So I'm prepared lol
Feeling pretty dang sore today, but I a good way.
Planning a nice long sauna/Steam session tomorrow morning to get in a weekend mood.
Office is dead as but since I'm still fairly new in this role, I'm showing up as required until end of probation at least.
Party size or Family size? It's kinda ironic that party pies are small but family pies are large. Like parking on a driveway but driving on a parkway. You'd think a pie big enough for a party number of people would be even bigger than a family size but no.
Couple of shitty hospital sandwiches and a couple of kick arse cream cheese, smoked salmon bagels I brought along because I knew they'd stooge me on the food again.
Having issues with Opticomm internet. It's a shame the government let them in after all those years fighting for the NBN, even with the copper connection downgrades.
I finally updated my phone after a long time of putting it off. Everything feels so weird, but I especially miss the thunk my phone would do when I closed all open apps. Farewell, thunk, I will miss you!
New guitar lol
I bought a new moka pot recently online. Brand name but it's having some issues after a week or two - lots of loss of water through the pressure outlet... None of my pots have ever done this so I'm assuming there's a fault... Can't seem to figure out a way to tighten anything... Fixable or no do you think?
Valve looks to be dodgy. I'd get. Replacement if possible. Or buy a new valve and try to replace that bit yourself.
Just looked at valve prices and they're half the cost of a new pot.....
Perhaps seek a new pot then.
You said new? Warranty?
Yeah, looks like a valve problem as it should only steam out of there when the pressure is too much.
Have you tried it with less coffee or a coarser grind just to make sure it isn't over filled? Same with making sure the water doesn't go above the valve
Chilli mussels tonight 🌶️💪

Deelish
I have mussel envy.
Okay. Time to start my day
Beach walk
The tide was very low , the dunes were full of chirping fairy wrens , I picked up 3 very nasty looking lures off the beach. And noticed sea anemones in little rock pools against the sea wall . These were yellow anemones, I've only seen dark red ones before. I took some pics. 😊
lures
Seems like you're finding heaps on that beach.
Have to say when I'm down at the beach on the bellarine I don't think I've ever seen one washed up. It's a popular spot for fishing which is curious.
I think a lot of these are jigs, lures for squid, it's a very popular spot for squid fishing. On warm nights you can often see little boats off shore shining blue lights into the water to catch squid
Onto book 4 of Helen Forrest's Liverpool autobiographies.
It is very interesting how Helen describes her family, particularly her mother.
Helen will recount a fact then write her mother's explanation, showing how her mother is abusive and lies and lies and steals and steals. And that's just the mother's better traits.
It's an interesting portrait of a female psychopath and the heartbreaking suffering of her victims.
I'll join you.
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK EVERYTHIIIIIIIIING.
Going out for oysters, cocktails and other delicious things today, it's the carrot being dangled today, I tells ya! But you should definitely get pizza for dinner!!
whimpers into the void instead as the void is scary and can retaliate at times
(and pizza won't make me feel better :c back to feeling not really keen on food...)
Please don't eat Soxcat. But cat snuggles may help.
I don't think soxcat would be very nutritious as she is about 90% fur. But yeah some snuggles would be nice (although not helping me actually address part of the cause of my malaise which is not finishing this stupid thesis)
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Funeral complete. Lovely to see people, even if it is like this
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