providing dad with more toys

3 years ago by neutralbipolar2 to c/lemmyshitpost

unexposedhazard 56 points 3 years ago

If your mom cant deal with the force, maybe your dad should do the divorce.

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ReadFanon 21 points 3 years ago

This is even funnier if you assume that those messages were sent at 3am

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theolodger 6 points 3 years ago

I mean, it doesn’t say 15:09

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Mcballs1234 17 points 3 years ago
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necromancyr 13 points 3 years ago

I have more toys now then when I was a kid....that's part of the fun of being an adult. I can actually afford all the cool shit I couldn't when I was a kid. Well, for me at least.

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joshuaacasey 12 points 3 years ago
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merc 10 points 3 years ago path: 0 2371504, hotness: undefined, score: 10, children: 0
balderdash9 5 points 3 years ago

A picture worth a thousand words lol

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mustardman 6 points 3 years ago

A fake screenshot is worth no words

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