I wish I could find anything into food every time I snap my fingers.

lurch 3 points a year ago

I don't even

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Susaga 3 points a year ago

I have a strong feeling that whatever you were trying to wish for would be bad already, no ironic twist needed.

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AfricanExpansionist 3 points a year ago

Oh no! The monkey took away your grammar!

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HoneyMustardGas 2 points a year ago

I know I shouldn't have set autocorrect to aggressive

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@sopuli.xyz

Want to make a wish? Just ask the Monkey’s Paw! No strings attached.*

Just create a post that starts with “I wish ___”. Other users will then grant you the wish, and probably not how you intended.

^(*)^ ^Strings^ ^definitely^ ^attached.^ ^Satisfaction^ ^not^ ^guaranteed.^ ^Wish^ ^will^ ^likely^ ^backfire.^

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@sopuli.xyz

Want to make a wish? Just ask the Monkey’s Paw! No strings attached.*

Just create a post that starts with “I wish ___”. Other users will then grant you the wish, and probably not how you intended.

^(*)^ ^Strings^ ^definitely^ ^attached.^ ^Satisfaction^ ^not^ ^guaranteed.^ ^Wish^ ^will^ ^likely^ ^backfire.^

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