Came to post exactly this. Damn you! Lol
TheAndrewBrown -7 points 3 years ago
Honestly, it still works even if it was a specific soup, this just makes it much better.
SomeoneElse 150 points 3 years ago
I need to find more opportunities to use “I don’t know what kind of ruse you’re trying to perpetrate” in my life. Preferably over completely banal things.
macarthur_park 68 points 3 years ago
I don’t know what kind of ruse you’re trying to perpetrate, but you could always use the phrase as a complete non sequitur.
SnoopyGirl09 26 points 3 years ago
I don't know what kind of ruse you're trying to perpetuate, but comment replies shouldn't make me laugh out loud.
SomeoneElse 16 points 3 years ago
I like your style!
betterdeadthanreddit 46 points 3 years ago
That's what happens when you go to a stake house for a steak: you get shafted.
ChillCapybara 17 points 3 years ago
That joke was well done
KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX 5 points 3 years ago
Rare to see on this medium.
ettyblatant 7 points 3 years ago
Extra insulting when you have to get the manger over. Even babies know the difference between a strip steak and a ribeye
KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX 1 point 3 years ago
Are they serving steak at Chuck E. Cheese now?
Saint_of_Illusion 59 points 3 years ago
What is the soup du jour?
It's the soup of the day.
Mmm...that sounds good. I'll have that.
Finest_Johnson 7 points 3 years ago
'Scuse me, Flo?
ArtVandelay 7 points 3 years ago
Kick his ass Seabass!
TigrisMorte 19 points 3 years ago
I just need to know which Day they've boiled to make the soup as not all Days are good ones.
lord_ryvan 1 point 2 years ago
You'd expect Friday to taste like that, instead!
ThrowawayPermanente 0 points 3 years ago
It was still clapping when I started to eat it.
jennwiththesea 10 points 3 years ago
Wow, this is an oooooooold joke! My dad used to tell it the 90s.
HamSwagwich 6 points 3 years ago
Things that didn't happen for $200, Alex.
Fuckswearwords 5 points 3 years ago
Trick of the day
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To explain, for those like me who don't know:
soup du jour just means "soup of the day;" or "today's soup;" it's just whatever soup is sold that day.
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