New iOS call preferences (satire)

a year ago by underline960 to c/foundsatan

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/32756316

mp3 8 points a year ago

Faraday bag it is.

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naeap 6 points a year ago

As soon as you take it out, it will automatically reconnect and will give you an AI generated summary of everything Auntie said in your absence, so you can jump right in again!

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TootSweet 7 points a year ago

Just imagine. Apple could make it a microtransaction bidding war. If you hit the "end" button it says "override caller's preference not to let you hang up for only 75¢." And then it puts on the caller's screen "Tommy has initiated a bid to control hanging up privileges. The current bid is 75¢."

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