Guess I'll die

3 years ago by thebestaquaman to c/programmerhumor

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DominicusPurple 17 points 3 years ago

you break the windows

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sab 5 points 3 years ago

...would the windows be acceptable if they're open?

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0x4E4F 4 points 3 years ago

They are... well, at least notepad.

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JebanuusPisusII 1 point 3 years ago

If you React quick enough.

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Nindelofocho 1 point 3 years ago

A linux user would never open windows

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arnoid 2 points 3 years ago

Or they would stay inside until the windows broke and then come out through them, while saying I told you so.

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JebanuusPisusII 13 points 3 years ago

I will use wine to douse the fire.

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c0mbatbag3l 5 points 3 years ago

Hope I have enough water in Bottles to douse the fire.

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original_ish_name 4 points 3 years ago

But the Bottles were stored in my Flat Packs and the fire burnt the Flat Packs

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singron 8 points 3 years ago

I would upgrade openssl until the fire crashes.

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Heimchen 1 point 3 years ago

Change-alternative python to the oldest version and a shocking amount of software stops working.( Sadly even your firewall)

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radau 7 points 3 years ago

I'll just update my Nvidia drivers so I can't see any more outta sight outta mind

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hikarulsi 6 points 3 years ago

find an open Arch

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Chais 4 points 3 years ago

Noot noot

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Josephine 4 points 3 years ago

p-p-p-p-PENGOO-PENGOO

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RiikkaTheIcePrincess 3 points 3 years ago

PSA: linuxmemes@lemmy.world is a thing

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tr00st 1 point 3 years ago

Once you throw a brick through your window, it becomes an ex-window system, and then we're all good.

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YolkBrushWork402 1 point 3 years ago

So true

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