We're monsters

3 years ago by The Picard Maneuver to c/lemmyshitpost

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Savvy95 56 points 3 years ago

It reminds me of that old joke of the 2 scientists studying a fly.

Scientist 1: Fly, fly! Scientist 2: When fly has two wings fly flies 2 feet.

Scientist 1: pulls off one wing and says Fly, Fly! Scientist 2: When fly has 1 wing, fly flies 1 foot

Scientist 1: pulls off the other wing and says, Fly, fly!. Nothing happens Scientist 1 Fly, Fly! Nothing happens Scientist 1 showing frustration> FLY! FLY! Scientist 2: When fly has no wings, fly becomes deaf.

Bad-dum!

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The_Picard_Maneuver 11 points 3 years ago

I like this. First time hearing it.

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RootKit 9 points 3 years ago

That's good, 'cause the fly can't.

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