What is your favourite Bender quote?

3 years ago by Briongloid to c/futurama

ifDogsCouldTalk 21 points 3 years ago

Bite my shiny metal ass

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souperk 2 points 3 years ago

This should be at the top!!

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nowayhosay 21 points 3 years ago

Shutup baby, i know it

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Awa 19 points 3 years ago

Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

(Specifically when encountering unruly children and the parents do nothing to control them.)

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zarquon 17 points 3 years ago

"I can guarantee you anything you want."

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-hypnotoad- 17 points 3 years ago

Have you ever tried simply turning off your TV, sitting down with your child, and hitting them?

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ProcurementCat 15 points 3 years ago

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Restaldt 15 points 3 years ago

Shut up baby I know it

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Aeoneir 1 point 3 years ago

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art 1 point 3 years ago

I say this week the time. Often when my girlfriend complements me.

I should be better at accepting complements.

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edgemaster72 14 points 3 years ago

I say the whole world must learn of our peaceful ways... by force.

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klangcola 14 points 3 years ago

I'll make my own X, with blackjack and hookers!

You know what? Forget X

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PastaTrees 13 points 3 years ago

Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?

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MoltenBoron 12 points 3 years ago

Do a flip!

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DoctorTYVM 12 points 3 years ago

Bender Bender Bender!

Bender Bender Bender!

B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRR

B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRR

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wreel 12 points 3 years ago

I've got a lot of great memories of my old place beep and now they're gone.

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miked 2 points 3 years ago

I watched that one last night!

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RamesesKnibs 11 points 3 years ago

Me, Bender.

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Brunbrun6766 10 points 3 years ago

I am bender. Please, insert girder.

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greatwhitebuffalo41 9 points 3 years ago

I'm back baby!

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Shinra_K 8 points 3 years ago

"Oh Wait. You're Serious? Let Me Laugh Even Harder!"

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PastaTrees 7 points 3 years ago

Just reminded of my true favorite:

Save it for the cross burning, Adolf

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owenfromcanada 6 points 3 years ago

Leela cracked corn, and I don't care
Fry cracked corn, I still don't care
Bender cracked corn and he is great
Take that you stupid corn!

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Awa 4 points 3 years ago

It's toe-tappingly tragic.

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Awa 6 points 3 years ago

I'm 40% [________]

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iAmTheTot 6 points 3 years ago

Fry: "For one brief moment, I felt the heartbeat of creation, and it was one with my own."
Bender: "We all feel like that all the time. You don't hear us gassing on about it."

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metaphortune 5 points 3 years ago

"Shampoo doesn't expire, baby!" is forever burned into my brain despite not being a real Bender quote and being from a long-deleted Tumblr.

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HaphazardFinesse 5 points 3 years ago

"The truth is often stupid"

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Aeoneir 4 points 3 years ago

Let's go alreadyyyy!

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SpinalPhatPants 4 points 3 years ago

Here's your peanutbutter and jelly sandwich!

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art 4 points 3 years ago

Daffodils.

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Zagvus 3 points 3 years ago

Nine... Ten... A big fat hen!

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mixagin 2 points 3 years ago

I reply with "Neat" irl way too much. I always imagine snapping a photograph when saying it, just the way Bender does time and again lol

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