As opposed to a mobile uncle

a year ago by seahorse [Ohio] to c/microblogmemes

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Caffeinated_Sloth 47 points a year ago

This pleases me. I hate how Jeopardy introduces people by explaining what they do for money. Why not “father of two,” or “avid gardener and birdwatcher,” or “television enthusiast.”

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JohnnyCanuck 25 points a year ago

I'm pretty sure the contestants get to choose what is said (for some time now.)

During the conversation portion he'll come up and say, "Next we have John Smith, self-described stay-at-home uncle. Tell us about that, John."

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Onomatopoeia 12 points a year ago

Because "father of 2" is mundane

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Skullgrid 7 points a year ago

Having become father of one, I can assure you that "father of two" is not mundane. I can't fucking measure up to it; in this fucking day and age.

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Agent641 6 points a year ago

Hentai enjoyer

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