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10 months ago by sad_detective_man to c/196

jimjam5 42 points 10 months ago

My roommate in college did something similar; he was making instant macaroni and cheese and had the idea to record the sloshing sound of him mixing the cheese and noodles together. I’m pretty sure he still has that recording to this day, and it’s one of the worst sounds to have to listen to.

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Hawke 26 points 10 months ago

That’s some wet-ass pussy.

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GreenKnight23 5 points 10 months ago

wet ass, pussy

or

wet, ass pussy

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 7 points 10 months ago

schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp

my shitty grandfather eating cereal sounded like a dog drinking out of the toilet. come to think of it, anything he ate, he sounded like a dog drinking out of the toilet, that's just what he sounded like.

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sad_detective_man 1 point 10 months ago

uhhhggg that's a sound that makes my eyes crust over

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 1 point 10 months ago

yeah dude i took earplugs to meals

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Darkassassin07 33 points 10 months ago

What he doesn't realize is there is actually bomb making instructions in there; it's just streched across 10x the timeframe and interlaced with the constant sounds of someone fisting a full mayo jar.

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chuckleslord 8 points 10 months ago

They actual transcribed it very quietly in low frequencies. Legible in a spectogram.

... is it standard practice to check that? I wonder...

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bear 8 points 10 months ago

The fun sounds don't start until half the mayo is on your wrist.

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CubitOom 8 points 10 months ago

It sounds like a boot stuck in mud only wetter

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 3 points 10 months ago

what kind of boot

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Dagnet 7 points 10 months ago

The slapping is actually Morse Code for how to make a bomb

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FenrirIII 3 points 10 months ago

Classic Luigi from the TV show.

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