I wish that any time someone attempted to upload an image containing a partially censored word to the internet, their connection would drop for 5 minutes.

a year ago by Probius to c/monkeyspaw

Fully censored strings are fine so that people can cover up PII, but no "sh*t" shenanigans.

hungprocess 5 points a year ago path: 0 18886595, hotness: undefined, score: 5, children: 0
SpikesOtherDog 4 points a year ago

Coding that work be a lot of w*rk.

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tetris11 3 points a year ago

Grish wanted, but anyone making a misspelling or not expanding an acronym, drops their internet for 50 minutes

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Zachariah 3 points a year ago

Would your post cause a drop?

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Probius 2 points a year ago

I don't think so, since it's not an image. It's just text.

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