Grey shirt award

3 years ago by Agamemnon to c/cybersecuritymemes

I'm not sure if I would be honored or offended.

RaivoKulli 153 points 3 years ago

"Haha very cool, so what's your home address?"

" (⁠・⁠o⁠・⁠) "

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dreadedsemi 29 points 3 years ago

Yeah, I'd expect DutchBI! open up

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SolarNialamide 11 points 3 years ago

AIVD, open up! As we say here

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Blubton 4 points 3 years ago

In naam van Oranje, doe open de poort

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Redredme 3 points 3 years ago

In naam van de republiek bedoel je, vuile orangerist!

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Anamana 77 points 3 years ago

I thinks it's more about getting a gesture of gratification. Most hackers would probably get sued instead 😅

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Chariotwheel 62 points 3 years ago

Probably not for informing people about vulnerabilities, especially if they don't publish it before talking to the government.

You really want to reward grey hats that tell you about security issues,

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hstde 61 points 3 years ago

Yes but sadly that's not what happens.

For example there was a security researcher that found out, the official api of some political party site here in Germany was leaking user data. Instead of thanking them an mitigating the issue, the researcher got sued and it was just dropped because of the public outcry.

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Chariotwheel 18 points 3 years ago

True, the CDU is a fossil and values apperance over progress.

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eestileib 7 points 3 years ago

I mean, they have "------ian" in the name of the party, obviously they're knuckle draggers.

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pfannkuchen_gesicht 1 point 3 years ago

cough Modern Solution GmbH cough

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VanillaGorilla 22 points 3 years ago

I would absolute love the shit out of that :-D

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eestileib 18 points 3 years ago

That's fucking rad. Kooniglijke dank u.

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Custoslibera 15 points 3 years ago

Well I haven’t hacked the Dutch government and I don’t have a shirt.

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FlyingSquid 5 points 3 years ago

I haven't either, but if you go into enough souvenir stores in Utrecht...

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mikegioia 14 points 3 years ago

This is hilarious but why would they make it in English?

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deur 12 points 3 years ago
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Mrkawfee 10 points 3 years ago

That is such a boss t shirt. Hats off to you.

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Metans 5 points 3 years ago

Don't think it's Boss, it's probably unbranded

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coffeebiscuit 6 points 3 years ago

Honorably offended.

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xuxebiko 4 points 3 years ago

Good work!

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finickydesert 2 points 3 years ago

Both but I would still laugh a bit

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