Melbourne man charged with lighting fires had ducklings in his underwear, police allege

3 years ago by OfficerBribe to c/nottheonion

The 31 year-old has been charged with animal cruelty and lighting of open-air fires
meggied90 19 points 3 years ago

So when he offered to send someone a duck pic, it wasn't an autocorrect?

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agent_flounder 9 points 3 years ago

Is Melbourne Man the new Florida Man? If not surely he's a strong contender.

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ParadoxSeahorse 8 points 3 years ago

Probably saved them from that lunatic who was going around lighting fires

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