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a year ago by Track_Shovel to c/lemmyshitpost

Macchi_the_Slime 225 points a year ago

I adore the meme that Patel's FBI fabricated those texts between the alleged Kirk shooter and his partner. Just the fact that they've done such a poor job gaining public trust that a bunch of people watching the story ended up like "Okay, I wouldn't have thought the FBI would fabricate evidence like this before, but Kash Patel has utterly convinced me that they fabricated these texts. Look how conveniently they answer every single outstanding question for the investigation and sound like they were written by a 40 year old federal agent and not a college kid from Utah."

It's objectively fucking hilarious. Especially if the texts are actually real.

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Track_Shovel 90 points a year ago

It's comical how stupid they think people are, and reprehensible how some people are dumb enough to gobble it up

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Mac 32 points a year ago

Have you met Trumpers?

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ArmchairAce1944 4 points a year ago

They think people are stupid because they themselves are stupid.

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flandish 43 points a year ago

right? i mean the gov fabricated the entire reason for the vietnam war among other things. it’s kind of what a gov does lol.

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obre 17 points a year ago

And the Iraq war

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Mac 6 points a year ago

You might even say they manufactured it all to gain the consent of the people.

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flandish 3 points a year ago

found the Chomsky! 😉😂💚

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LodeMike 42 points a year ago

Oh my god I hadn't read them before but those are 100% faked wtf. The only time I've seen a zoomer talk like that is when they're mocking or imitating older people.

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Macchi_the_Slime 28 points a year ago

Yeah no they're fucking wild. Oh yeah let me just text my partner telling them the location of a note that I totally made admitting to doing it but that I planned on never telling anyone. A letter mind you that was apparently destroyed but not before taking a picture of for fucking posterity I guess? Oh and remember how I was engraving bullets the other day? That thing that you were presumably there for if I'm asking you if you remember.

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mikesizachrist 13 points a year ago

Also, what kid (or anyone) calls his car a "vehicle" or a cop car a "squad car". It's all in cop-speak: circle back, vehicle, squad car

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ButtermilkBiscuit 9 points a year ago

Wut?? Do you have a link? I searched but only coming up with a fox new video seems unrelated. Must be behind the curve on this story I haven't seen these texts but that sounds fucking hilarious.

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I_Fart_Glitter 25 points a year ago

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c99g1e0z2ero

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ArmchairAce1944 3 points a year ago

Its almost feels like a scene in a comedy where a grown ass man is playing with dolls that look like his enemies and he makes them speak like morons.

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jontree255 82 points a year ago

Patel perpetually looks like he shit his pants.

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bobs_monkey 39 points a year ago

He does so in solidarity with Dear Leader

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TheLowestStone 19 points a year ago

With his standard combination of surprise, fear, and nausea I'd say he looks more like someone else just shit his pants.

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Swedneck 4 points a year ago

finally, The Mystery of Who Shit My Pants is real

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Track_Shovel 18 points a year ago

You would, too, if you were that grossly under qualified

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Snowcano 72 points a year ago

This had my wife knocking on the door and asking why I was laughing in the bathroom.

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DragonTypeWyvern 26 points a year ago

"Come look!"

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Track_Shovel 19 points a year ago

'now you get why I laughed the first time I saw it, baby'

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Formfiller 65 points a year ago

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crank0271 60 points a year ago

I don't want to burst anyone's bubble about the otherwise obvious validity of these messages, but it's curious that James Comey has his wife in his contacts as James Comey. Everything else looks totally authentic though, and James Comey is clearly in some hot water.

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Catoblepas 44 points a year ago

Oh, that’s just short for Mrs. James Comey, in the traditional manner.

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crank0271 23 points a year ago

Some people would just use the more traditional shorthand, "Mother."

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Asafum 14 points a year ago

They're both trans, he just is a bit of a dick and left her dead name as the contact. She was once James Comey and he was once Jane Comey, but after marriage they both transitioned. I'd be curious to see if she changed his dead name as well.

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peaceful_world_view 41 points a year ago

Looks legit, I will need nor seek anymore information and will believe this post as truth until the day I die.

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phoenixarise 37 points a year ago

See what happens when you have a podcaster in charge of an important position? We get clickbait for news. 😂

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DeathByBigSad 28 points a year ago

If patel wasn't director of fbi, he'd already been deported by racist ICE agents.

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derpgon 17 points a year ago

Not gonna lie, he totally looks like someone who was picked up randomly on the street, given uniform, and told to "do as I say".

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dumbass 27 points a year ago

Kash has the look of a kid after their parent found their poop draw.

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ryedaft 26 points a year ago

Aw so nice that they gave him a jacket that says FBI and everything

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tidderuuf 9 points a year ago

You can get one from Spencer's. It just says Federal Booby Inspector.

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NABDad 12 points a year ago

At this point Federal Booby Inspector has more prestige.

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boonhet 3 points a year ago

I think it was Female Body Inspector tbh

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GreenKnight23 18 points a year ago

Kash Patel has all the charisma of a full bottle of cum.

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TheColonel 7 points a year ago

Let’s not be too generous.

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Passerby6497 2 points a year ago

They never said it was anything close to fresh. That bottle has been filled over the span of multiple years and has a smell

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causepix 1 point a year ago

It sounds like you're speaking from experience

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Passerby6497 2 points a year ago

I've known plenty of conservatives over the years, so unfortunately yes....

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Mrkawfee 3 points a year ago

And he has a hot, totally not a Mossad agent, girlfriend.

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ArmchairAce1944 2 points a year ago

Seeing him speak makes me wonder how the fuck did he manage to make a living as a podcaster. This guy couldn't sell me a dollar for 50 cents.

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madjo 2 points a year ago

I think he's more like the cumbox rather than a bottle.

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BarneyPiccolo 16 points a year ago

Sounds pretty open and shut to me, so I'm totally convinced - Kash Patel is a treasonous moron.

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dan69 15 points a year ago

Okay now leak the Epstein files..

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rising_man 7 points a year ago

The fact that they can get those messages easily.

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MrSulu 7 points a year ago

They are at the stage where like Trump, they just aren't being held to any standard that would be expected of others.

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Hupf 4 points a year ago

https://youtu.be/tgCkmUS1IYI

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MonkderVierte 1 point a year ago

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