Regular Atlassian interaction

a year ago by bleistift2 to c/iiiiiiitttttttttttt

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ImgurRefugee114 37 points a year ago

I don't care how complicated the system is: I'd probably get fired if this was one of my solutions

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BeigeAgenda 35 points a year ago

They print out the change request and send it to the basement using the pneumatic tubes, then it is put on the spike:

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ulterno 10 points a year ago

All the spikes are then collected during the Tanabata festival and attached to a fake tree
for higher beings to then decide whether or not your wishes are to come true

Official Atla/s/sian documentation

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bleistift2 19 points a year ago

It’s odd how they specify “business days”. This means that there’s a human involved somehow.

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ImgurRefugee114 7 points a year ago

Plot twist Jeff just turns off the production servers before leaving every Friday night.

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