That’s surprised look when you blast her with a solid pint of semen

a year ago by tfm to c/Memes

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The original was posted on /r/comedyheaven by /u/SgtHulkasBigToeJam on 2025-10-04 22:01:44+00:00.

AceTKen 4 points a year ago

Wait... Read the label. "Volume and Flavor Enhancer"!?

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lastunusedusername2 1 point a year ago

It tastes like a pint!

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SanctimoniousApe 3 points a year ago

...of bitter.

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otter 1 point a year ago

go-gurt

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over_clox 3 points a year ago

Solid pint? What, you freeze it first?

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Kolanaki 4 points a year ago

"It shot out like a wax dart!"

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SanctimoniousApe 3 points a year ago

It went in down below, and lodged in her throat! I was trying to impregnate her, but now she's dead...

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socsa 3 points a year ago

Are... Are conservative guys really out here thinking women have a passion for taking a 50 cal load to the face?

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AlecSadler 3 points a year ago

Based on internet evidence, I would say yes.

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