Prigozhin you were the chosen one

3 years ago by flamingo_pinyata to c/noncredibledefense

DigitalTraveler42 76 points 3 years ago

TFW you call a guy who idolized the Nazis enough to name his mercenaries "Wagner group" in their honor and recruited Nazis, psychopaths, and even cannibals for that group, "the chosen one".

Rest in piss prigozhan.

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skillissuer 33 points 3 years ago

as a cherry on top the og wagner, dmitri utkin was also abroad and he's confirmed dead by now

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SaakoPaahtaa 19 points 3 years ago

Wonder if the swastika tattoo on his skin looked like a helicopter when he was falling through the skies.

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gregorum 11 points 3 years ago

I wonder if it burned like hitler in the crash

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pastermil 4 points 3 years ago

I thought Hitler killed himself.

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Franzia 17 points 3 years ago

Also they were/are moving away from Ukraine to go do war crimes 24/7 in Africa

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KrimsonBun 7 points 3 years ago

yooo he's dead?

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fist_of_fartitude 16 points 3 years ago

he was on a plane that crashed in Russia today, possibly because it collided with a a2a missile.

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Zoidsberg 18 points 3 years ago

collided with a a2a missile

I didn't shoot him, officer. His body just collided with my bullet.

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Ezergill 9 points 3 years ago

It really sounds like the newspeak russian media uses. Like, the explosions are called "loud claps", helicopter crashes have been called "hard landing" etc

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aSingularFemboyHooter 9 points 3 years ago

I'm just going to launch missiles in this direction, if you get hit, that's your fault!

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Donjuanme 39 points 3 years ago

I wanted the conscripts to take Moscow, then shoot both those soulless bastards in the face.

Fuck that guy for being unquestionably a Nazi, and fuck Putin for everything else. Putler wants to eliminate the Nazis from Ukraine by employing Nazis to do it. Russian citizens wtf?

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theodewere 19 points 3 years ago

this is how they serve a legal summons now in lovely Russia.. Trump gets booked in Fulton County.. Yevgeny gets a couple of SAMs..

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pastermil 13 points 3 years ago

it says a lot when you consider a neo-nazi mercenary leader as a chosen one, even jokingly...

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DragonTypeWyvern 10 points 3 years ago

Anakin was pretty fashy...

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pastermil 0 points 3 years ago

Anakin was a troubled young man exploited by his opponent. Even as a villain he stood by his principle.

I can't say the same context apply to fucking Wagner leaders.

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DragonTypeWyvern 10 points 3 years ago

Bruh, what?

If his principles are repeated genocide, installing fascist dictators, choking his pregnant wife, violating every rule of war, training child soldiers, and just straight up ignoring that the Jedi aren't as strict as he pretends, including multiple Masters with wives and Corellian Jedi straight up having kids raised in the temple thanks to the canonization of Corran Horn, then, yeah.

I guess he stood by his principles. That he shares with Nazis.

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squaresinger 3 points 3 years ago

His principles of murdering children? I think Wagner's leaders fall in line.

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skillissuer 11 points 3 years ago

he was chosen, by SAM operator, along with his entire plane

lol, lmao even

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AllNewTypeFace 9 points 3 years ago

Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy

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Maddison 10 points 3 years ago

Plane probably committed suicide

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BingoBangoBongo 8 points 3 years ago

What if he faked his own death to escape putin

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Maddison 8 points 3 years ago

I mean, he would probably have to plant his dead body in the plane too. I mean, improbable, but it's Russia, so not impossible.

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squaresinger 1 point 3 years ago

Tbh, we only have the russians words for it that he was identified.

(I do believe he was dead and that the russians did it, just saying, there is no real evidence)

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qaz 4 points 3 years ago

This is the true non-credible content I'm here for

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CluckN 1 point 3 years ago

They expect one of us in the wreckage brother

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