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Appropriate compliance

8 months ago by zedgeist to c/maliciouscompliance

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halcyoncmdr 55 points 8 months ago

I'll give them full points just for not putting it immediately in front of the door preventing it from being opened, despite the doormat request.

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ShellMonkey 46 points 8 months ago

I dunno about malicious, more like dumb request gets dumb results.

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naticus 26 points 8 months ago

Lol I think you just described most malicious compliance posts. Just people throwing logic out the window while making demands, just to be swatted down by their own hubris.

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hanke 10 points 8 months ago

Eh, there isn't anything malicious about this post.

The delivery guy was just being compliant.

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ZoDoneRightNow 26 points 8 months ago

I genuinely don't understand this request, is there any size of parcel that is not just an envelope that won't look super obvious under a door mat? Unless you have a cellar door under the mat or something, it makes no sense.

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Ephera 16 points 8 months ago

There's cardboard envelopes which often don't fit into mailboxes, but might not be completely obvious under the doormat?

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jaybone 9 points 8 months ago

I bet if you ordered a door mat.

(Or a book of stamps, or a comic book, or pet medication, or a set of screws, or a small electronic device, or hair pins, or printer ink, or a million other things I could name that would fit in a small package that could be placed under a door mat

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frmrm 8 points 8 months ago

This earns a golf clap. Well done.

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texture 2 points 6 months ago

first post im seeing after clicking the community. this is peak.

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Passerby6497 1 point 7 months ago

How old is this picture? Pretty sure I see a phone book

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