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8 months ago by Trex202 to c/futurama

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Trex202 73 points 8 months ago

My job? Toilets 'n boilers, boilers 'n toilets, plus that one boilin' toilet. Fire me if'n you dare.

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renegadespork 61 points 8 months ago

“Why aren’t you fixing the boiler?”

“Scheduling conflict.” *flips through magazine*

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Zathras 56 points 8 months ago

Scruffy's gonna die the way he lived. licks finger and turns the page of Zero-g Juggs magazine

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aarch0x40 48 points 8 months ago

It's wrong, wash bucket. Oh, it would be sweet for a while, but in the back of our minds we'd know that I'm a man and you're janitorial equipment.

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Trex202 25 points 8 months ago

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ScrollerBall 5 points 8 months ago

In another city, we could be anyone we want.

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Postmortal_Pop 44 points 8 months ago

Scruffy believes in this company.

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_stranger_ 18 points 8 months ago

excellent taste in quotes.

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hydrashok 37 points 8 months ago

Prison’s not so bad. You can make Sangria in the toilet. Of course, it’s shank or be shanked.

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hera 31 points 8 months ago

Terlet

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Hegar 14 points 8 months ago

Of course it is.

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daim 33 points 8 months ago

Scruffy’s gonna get himself another one of those three hundred dollar haircuts… This one’s lost it’s pizzazz.

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Awa 31 points 8 months ago

Jail's not so bad. You can make sangria in the terlet. Course, it's shank or be shanked.

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Davel23 25 points 8 months ago

Scruffy hears ya. Scruffy don't care.

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tigeruppercut 7 points 8 months ago

Didn't Groundskeeper Willie say this too?

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Davel23 6 points 8 months ago

He did, and now I'm having trouble finding a clip of Scruffy saying it. I'm wondering if I conflated the two.

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Alexstarfire 5 points 8 months ago

You did. Sorry.

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MutantTailThing 25 points 8 months ago

Second

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Trex202 16 points 8 months ago

Second

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Brunbrun6766 14 points 8 months ago

Second

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ExhaleSmile 21 points 8 months ago

Scruffy, do you have any varmint grease?

What viscosity do you need?

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ThatWeirdGuy1001 14 points 8 months ago

"Mhmm"

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BlueZen 13 points 8 months ago

marmalade

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Apeman42 12 points 8 months ago

Life and death are a seamless continuum. Mmhmm.

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half_built_pyramids 12 points 8 months ago

Scruffy's on break slowly comps one potato chip

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tigeruppercut 11 points 8 months ago

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iamdisappoint 9 points 8 months ago

Done broke my spine.

Nice rack, tho...

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Glytch 9 points 8 months ago

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poweruser 7 points 8 months ago

"Who the hell are you?"

"I'm Scruffy... The janitor."

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Czele 7 points 8 months ago

The candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long. Mmhm

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Cevilia 6 points 8 months ago

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AnarchoEngineer 6 points 8 months ago

sinister silence as he backs out of the room

Context: “I hid it in a secret hiding place whose location I never told anyone. Not even Scruffy!”

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DrFistington 5 points 8 months ago

Oh marmalade!

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