Friday night fun

3 years ago by TWeaK to c/memes

smeg 47 points 3 years ago
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Emperor 8 points 3 years ago

This is what AI should be used for.

Please enter your prompt

Oi, soppy-bollocks, make this more English!

Sigh, here are your results

Good, but next time make it sharpish!!

The robot uprising can't come too soon

You what?

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Tweak 5 points 3 years ago

I have no idea what you mean, looks fine to me.

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smeg 6 points 3 years ago
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Spooner 3 points 3 years ago

Maybe she was here on a business trip from across the pond?

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smeg 2 points 3 years ago
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tsonfeir 7 points 3 years ago

Single mom is very specific. Is it the kids that turn you on?

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EmpatheticTeddyBear 47 points 3 years ago

It may be a reference to a pattern I noticed when I was still dating. I noticed that it was usually (greater than 50%) the single moms that were the most daring, willing to explore, kinky, etc cetera, in the bedroom. It might have been because being a single parent (speaking as a formerly single father) doesn't afford a lot of spare time and on top of that, there are a lot of people not willing to date anyone with a child. So sometimes you are just very excited to have someone interested in you and are willing to go the distance even if it might not be the cat's meow.

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billy_bollocks 15 points 3 years ago

Want to add - there are a ton of hot single moms out there. No need to throw them any extra shade

Try knocking up a stripper if you want to step up your game. You’ll leave with quite a few memories and maybe even a few scars

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BROMETHIUS 42 points 3 years ago

No way. Are you telling me there are hot single moms in my area?

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0000000nowhere 10 points 3 years ago
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tsonfeir 9 points 3 years ago

I’m so desperate for attention that I’ll let a man, seeking only desperate women with children, tongue my asshole while his cat watches

I’m down for a good rimmy, but keep the kids out of it. And the cat.

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Son_of_dad 25 points 3 years ago

Single moms are my bread and butter. They're super into it, they have no time for bullshit, they just wanna go. If you're going for the right single moms you won't ever even meet the kids.

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tsonfeir 11 points 3 years ago

Your username isn’t helping me get away from this being a little creepy.

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pimento64 9 points 3 years ago

Maybe he's just not obsessed with pedophilia, weirdo

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BROMETHIUS 5 points 3 years ago

He must be the right single dad

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Emperor 3 points 3 years ago

It feels like I've stumbled across a letters page from Razzle that some kind soul has stuffed in a hedge

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Waraugh -6 points 3 years ago

Married moms are even better. Last three gals I’ve ‘dated’ have been married. As a single father with full custody I get the time to focus on my kids, never have to worry about the whole meeting the kids conversation, and an hour or two a few times a week, usually during work (I work from home), is the perfect amount of time to spend with someone especially when none of it needs to be about stupid shit, they got some loser cuc at home to bitch at.

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Pregnenolone 13 points 3 years ago

This question is hella cursed

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Movient 1 point 3 years ago
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Rai 2 points 3 years ago

Cute ears! I wonder where they’re from.

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TWeaK 1 point 3 years ago
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