I wish voters chose between Democrat and third party from now on.

a year ago by Web_Rand to c/monkeyspaw

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Susaga 6 points a year ago

Granted. Most of Trumps cronies split off and create the official MAGA Party, leaving a few Republicans nobody votes for. This is the third party people vote for. They do not consider a fourth party.

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chellewalker 6 points a year ago

Granted! The 3rd party is Elon Musk. He announces the country is now the Fourth Reich in an act of "irony" to own the libs.

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cerebralhawks 1 point a year ago

Granted. Except third parties actually win. Not the intended outcome of Republicans always winning, which is the whole point of third parties, to break up and divide progressives.

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