My code review team is skeptical.

10 months ago by dbtng to c/iiiiiiitttttttttttt

Nixie and Larry ain't buying my bullshit. Not enough whitespace.

dbtng 21 points 10 months ago

Getting the cold shoulder here.

(They are actually warm and fuzzy shoulders.)

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jaybone 15 points 10 months ago

cat | curl && sleep

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dbtng 2 points 10 months ago

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luciferofastora 4 points 10 months ago

Not enough whitespace.

I got to help a colleague debug a powershell script. It contained six SQL queries.

They were each written in a single line and featured double-nested queries and multi-clause conditionals. He didn't use any aliases either.

I'm sure there's a way to auto-format SQL in some tool, but in the moment, I couldn't remember.

Listen to your cats. Use more whitespace.

Also, if they like it, please pet them for me. Good code reviewers deserve pets.

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dbtng 1 point 10 months ago

Hehe. You are preachin to the choir.
In truth, most of my code, particularly my published pieces, looks like a textbook example of self-documentation.
This is because I'm inexpert enough at coding to need the pointers next time I look at my own code.
So if it looks like a kindergarten teacher authored it, I'll probly be able to understand it later.

And thanks! My kitties always want more scratches. :]

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homesweethomeMrL 2 points 10 months ago

Well, it’s an upgrade from rubber-duck code reviews.

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slazer2au 2 points 10 months ago

Let me guess, one lines tabs the other likes spaces.

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