Would you rather glow in the dark, or slowly get bigger when in water, and then shrink back to normal when dry?

10 months ago by CanadaPlus to c/wouldyourather

cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/51360759

You do not get to turn these powers off, they are always active.

This question was inspired by those toy dinosaur things.

edgemaster72 7 points 10 months ago

Glow in the dark, because I'll never be in the sun enough to charge it based on my experience with other glow in the dark products

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ragebutt 4 points 10 months ago

How fast do you shrink back to normal? Is it like immediately once removed from water? Once you towel off? Or do you have to hang out in the sun for a bit. Could you keep the size going with like putting your hand in a bucket of water

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CanadaPlus 1 point 10 months ago

I'm guessing it's a slow growth process and an equally slow return to size process, given the inspiration. By the same token, I would guess it will happen slightly unevenly if you have a hand in a bucket or similar.

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Bronzebeard 4 points 10 months ago

Oh boy, the second turns sex into an exponential equation.

Compound Deez nuts

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CanadaPlus 3 points 10 months ago

People are saying that in the OG thread too, but unless you're Sting fucking for hours I wouldn't expect it to be a problem.

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phonics 2 points 10 months ago

Your body might grow but your blood stays the same. You'd get lightheaded real quick

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ICCrawler 4 points 10 months ago

If I had to pick I'd go glow in the dark. Imagine having to grow and shrink every time after getting in the shower. Hell, you might even have to wait awhile before your clothes fit.

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CanadaPlus 1 point 10 months ago

Yep, you would have to be one of those people that hangs out naked at home sometimes. Maybe in an oversized housecoat.

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Psaldorn 3 points 10 months ago

Do the inside of my eyelids glow in the dark?

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CanadaPlus 1 point 10 months ago

Oh shit, I didn't think of that. Yet another reason not to choose that one.