Teaching houseguests how to not get mauled

3 years ago by Data's Cat Spot to c/risa

teft 31 points 3 years ago

Isn't there a rule about self promotion?

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Datas_Cat_Spot 30 points 3 years ago

It's just a helpful PSA so visitors don't get mauled!

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bionicjoey 21 points 3 years ago

Worf: "I will feed him"

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Datas_Cat_Spot 12 points 3 years ago

You know Worf is such a softie at heart

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teft 12 points 3 years ago

He takes care of Yoshi pretty well too. Gung Gung Gung!

Worf is alright in my book.

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ivanafterall 18 points 3 years ago

"Also, he hates being held."

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Datas_Cat_Spot 13 points 3 years ago

And looked at. Why are you looking at him?

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ArtieShaw 8 points 3 years ago

Aw, I remember a confused new cat "owner" who wrote to a cat advice sub about that. He was extremely stressed out because he couldn't help himself from looking at his new cat. It was sweet. Weird and overly literal, but sweet. He seemed genuinely worried that being seen would bother the cat.

Everyone reassured him that he could look at the kitty if he wasn't weird about it.

Worf? Worf here is being weird about it. And holding him wrong. Worf's gonna get mauled.

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Datas_Cat_Spot 5 points 3 years ago

It may earn Worf's respect by attacking him, at least.

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Etterra 10 points 3 years ago

What beast could a Klingon warrior fear, when their race keeps vicious pig-wolf monsters as pets?

Spot on a group chat with Kitty High Command: Dude, these Klingon guys are fucking hilarious.

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Datas_Cat_Spot 7 points 3 years ago

Who told you about Kitty High Command?!

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Stamets 5 points 3 years ago
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