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10 months ago by RmDebArc_5 to c/memes

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palmtrees2309 104 points 10 months ago

Touch typers are immune.

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driving_crooner 94 points 10 months ago

For touch types change J and H.

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brian 30 points 10 months ago

😠

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DarrinBrunner 18 points 10 months ago

I admit, I do use the little nubbins occasionally.

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Cenzorrll 12 points 10 months ago

J-k would get me. J-h puts my hands too close and I'll notice. There's enough space to the right that I'll happily be super confused when I start tu[]omg ;ole tjos

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Landless2029 8 points 10 months ago

Pure evil

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Echolynx 4 points 10 months ago

Jokes on you, I don't use home row.

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SkyeStarfall 3 points 10 months ago

I would definitively notice immediately. It would just feel.. wrong

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a_non_monotonic_function 1 point 10 months ago

There is often a tactile cue.

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EffortlessEffluvium 28 points 10 months ago

You mean innume

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TheSlad 17 points 10 months ago

You mean you neam immune

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Opisek 9 points 10 months ago

You neam you mean innume

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tempest 16 points 10 months ago

They don't have to be.

My roommate once got a keyboard with all blank key caps.

In order to punish his hubris I remapped m and n in the windows registry when he left his computer unlocked.

Good times.

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Ininewcrow 7 points 10 months ago

Always loved the description for people who use the keyboard and still visually look for the keys ....

SEARCH AND DESTROY

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bamboo 7 points 10 months ago

hunt and peck

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degen 3 points 10 months ago

Oh my god I'm so dumb. I was going to say aren't touch typers the only ones in danger? And had to think several times before I realized.

... As if this remaps the keys...

And I'm

  • a touch typer
  • with a mechanical keyboard
  • and a custom layout
  • that I remapped in firmware and software for my laptop keys

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socsa 2 points 10 months ago

Honestly this is a great way to figure out the next round of layoffs.

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TheRealKuni 61 points 10 months ago

The key is to not only do this, but also compile this quick autohotkey script to an exe, hide it on their computer, and set it to run at startup:

#NoTrayIcon

m::n
n::m

That way it’ll fuck with touch typers. And when they look down to confirm that something’s wrong, it won’t look wrong. It’ll drive them nuts!

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ExcessShiv 26 points 10 months ago

What kind of clown company allows random employees to just compile random scripts and alter startup behavior of computers...and also, what kind of moron employee leaves their computer unattended and unlocked.

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village604 17 points 10 months ago

You'd be shocked to see what's allowed on many college campuses because no one wants to hear faculty bitch endlessly about it.

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smeenz 4 points 10 months ago

The Dean needs to be able to run a random open-source 16-bit app from 1997 that hasn't been updated since it was released.

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village604 2 points 10 months ago

Nah, these days it's sketchy AI pdf editors (even though everyone has access to the full Adobe suite).

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Landless2029 18 points 10 months ago

Set it to startup only on April 1st

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SaharaMaleikuhm 40 points 10 months ago

I would never ever notice that.

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lobut 27 points 10 months ago

My manager once swapped my coworker's keyboard to say "FUMICHAL" or something like that on the keyboard.

It was many weeks before my manager had to point it out to him that he did that. Since my coworker was a touch typer he just never noticed. I think my boss thought that since he was Polish that maybe he'd look down once in a while, but nope.

I don't think he ever changed it back because he just never thought it was worthwhile to do so.

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Ininewcrow 15 points 10 months ago

The only keys I would ever notice being moved are 'F' and 'J' ... because they have that little nub to let your fingers know where to place your hands ... but even then, I usually just move my finger placement left or right until I find the right setup anyway.

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XTL 2 points 10 months ago

Also, keycaps on different rows are different shapes, unless you have a very low profile keyboard.

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OpenStars 5 points 10 months ago

Hey, a personalized keyboard, neat! 😉

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TDCN 24 points 10 months ago

Jokes on you, i use Dvorak touch typing so I have no idea what's actually printed on the keys since I never pay attention to it anyway. I would literally not notice at all if you swapped them.

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SupraMario 24 points 10 months ago

I think like 99% of people who know how to type properly don't look at the keys. This is only gonna mess up the chicken pecking typers.

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humorlessrepost 12 points 10 months ago

In my office, we call them PMs.

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Rolive 6 points 10 months ago

"Chicken pecking typers"

I nearly spat out my coffee.

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Noodle07 4 points 10 months ago

I look often because I'm very good at missing the keys or pressing two of them at once

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rumschlumpel 1 point 10 months ago

I do look at my keyboard once in a while to recenter my fingers, but I only get a general sense of the layout. Absolutely wouldn't notice two switched keycaps. On my laptop, I tend to feel for ridges on the F and J key instead of looking.

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Noodle07 1 point 10 months ago

My keyboard is missing half the keys written on it and I still miss the right one lol im a lost cause

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chonglibloodsport 2 points 10 months ago

Jokes on you! I cracked open the keyboard and rewired the circuit so the scancodes are swapped!

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RampantParanoia2365 0 points 10 months ago

But that's the joke. People will reverse the letters because they type without having to look.

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boonhet 3 points 10 months ago

How will they reverse the letters if they don't look?

When you swap keycaps, it doesn't change the electrical layout of the keyboard

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The_v 23 points 10 months ago

Non-destructice hijinks were highly encouraged at my first job. It was a way to encourage people to remember to lock up their computers when they stepped away.

So mouse button settings were often reversed, hotkeys were mapped, desktop backgrounds were modified, and basically every other non-destructive computer prank was pulled.

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 9 points 10 months ago

My favorite was screenshotting the screen then moving their icons and taskbar to a second monitor that was not plugged in.

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Jankatarch 6 points 10 months ago

You can also toggle icons off.

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Hossenfeffer 8 points 10 months ago

I worked in a Nac office. Everyome had am idemtical lookimg bluetooth 'nagic' nouse.

Ramdonly swappimg a few aroumd was always a great 'ice-breaker' for the begimming of a stressful day!

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Cliff 6 points 10 months ago

Open a lot of windows and screenshot it for the new background picture. Was always funny to watch people desperately trying to close all the windows.

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The_v 9 points 10 months ago

My favorite was to take a screenshot of the desktop and set it as the background. Then put all of the icons into a folder. Most people I left the folder on the desktop. The IT guys, the folder was then hidden.

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Jankatarch 1 point 10 months ago

You are the reason I use ls and cd instead of a foss file manager.

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theparadox 3 points 10 months ago

I remember it was a common prank in my office, for coworkers that didn't lock their workstations, to set their homepage to hampster-dance.

At a LAN party we once messed with a friend's desktop background. He had a picture of himself and a girlfriend in what I assume was his dorm room as his background. We wanted to take the poster in the background and photoshop it to something funny. Someone had a bizarre picture of a bunch of dudes in Ninja Turtle masks. One of them was holding some chick in a skirt upside down and I think holding a fist against her panties. That photo was so bizarre it sticks in my mind.

I have no idea if he ever realized it. I felt bad afterward when I found out he was MIA at the LAN Party because of an unpleasant medical issue...

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Blackmist 23 points 10 months ago

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henfredemars 8 points 10 months ago

I had the “I” and “L” mixed up on my keyboard for years after I did a thorough cleaning.

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AethiopeRoot 8 points 10 months ago

Fucking genius OP 🤣

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danc4498 7 points 10 months ago

Nomster made me lol

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0ops 5 points 10 months ago

I can't deny it, I'm a bit of a nomster

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thethunderwolf 2 points 10 months ago

*Monster nade ne lol

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mybuttnolie 7 points 10 months ago

i did that to my boss in one my previous jobs. guess why my career there ended lmao

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markz 11 points 10 months ago

They accidentally fired you and promoted nybuttmolie

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bklyn 4 points 10 months ago

I always switched the G and the H, but to each their own

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MonkderVierte 4 points 10 months ago

Oh and z and y please.

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Klear 4 points 10 months ago

That would do nothing to me. I switch those dozens of times every day.

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boonhet 2 points 10 months ago

You should add some azerty to your qwertz.

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Klear 2 points 10 months ago

There was that time when I was in France, wanted to login into something and needed some Czech characters for my password. When I tried googling them so I could copy/paste, I realised the keyboard was azerty and just gave up.

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Tower 3 points 10 months ago

Clockwise or counterclockwise?

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Sam_Bass 2 points 10 months ago

Should've done the S and T keys also

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Lightfire228 4 points 10 months ago

Nomtser?

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korendian -11 points 10 months ago

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theneverfox 5 points 10 months ago

And everyone should understand basic science

But they don't, do they?

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korendian 3 points 10 months ago

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theneverfox 6 points 10 months ago

I'm saying it's nice to think about how people could be better...

But office workers absolutely do not all know how to touch type. When you find yourself working at an office, your typing speed tends to get faster, but if you don't already know how to touch type you just peck faster

It's why I'm so militant about my young relatives learning it. It's not that hard to learn, but you have to learn it before you actually need it or you never will

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boonhet 2 points 10 months ago

How do you actually learn it? I always assumed it just comes naturally after typing enough.

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