Leaked plans

9 months ago by Hofmaimaier to c/politicalhumor

trollercoaster 26 points 9 months ago

The crayon gives it authenticity, but I doubt that the orange man can read a map.

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NichEherVielleicht 5 points 9 months ago

And he got seriously fooled with the size of Africa.

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SippyCup 5 points 9 months ago

So are we Eastasia or Eurasia? Wait are WE Oceania? I kinda thought that would include the Pacific Island nations.

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phcorcoran 8 points 9 months ago

It's missing one of those sharpie additions, like the hurricane Dorian map one, to feel really authentic

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gmtom 6 points 9 months ago

Nah UK is already a US vassal state

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zr0 6 points 9 months ago

Putin be like: “I know who Xi is. But who tf is Me?”

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collapse_already 5 points 9 months ago

Fake. He doesn't know Xi's name. Real one probably has a racist term for Chinese there. Might also call Putin Vlad.

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NoForwadSlashS 4 points 9 months ago

He wants Iceland too. But why?

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NichEherVielleicht 3 points 9 months ago

Minerals Iceland

Over 5,000 minerals are known to exist worldwide, of which more than 300 have been found in Iceland.

Minerals may be classified in a number of ways, for example by distinguishing between primary (rock-forming) minerals, i.e., minerals such as olivine and plagioclase (a kind of feldspar) that form as magma cools and rock comes into being, and secondary minerals such as zeolites, which are formed as already existing rocks undergo alteration and secondary precipitation in vesicles, cracks, and fissures.

Minerals are also classified on the basis of their crystal structure and chemical composition. The Natural Science Institute of Iceland makes use of the Nickel-Strunz Classification System (2001), where minerals are divided into 10 main classes on the basis of their composition, which are further organised into a number of divisions, subdivisions and groups on the basis of crystal structure and chemical composition. Some groups are organised into families. Certain minerals can be further divided into a number of varieties. Minerals found together in rock, formed under the same conditions, and in equilibrium with each other are known as mineral assemblages.

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AnUnusualRelic 2 points 9 months ago

Iceland is also the only producer of bananas in the arctic.

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peopleproblems 2 points 9 months ago

That looks correct.

I still don't understand why super old fucks are interested in doing it.

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OldChicoAle 3 points 9 months ago

They'll all be dead before they can do anything. Being so mad with power probably makes you think you're immortal.

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shalafi 2 points 9 months ago

Misspelled "announced" in the headline.

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