Two of the world's most high-profile technology billionaires - Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg - have agreed to fight each other in a cage match.
Why.
I hope they both lose.
IT'S BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
When Zucc gets enough damage, will the fight's second phase have him activate all the hidden cyborg gizmos?
So Zuck's response of "Send Me Location" is an MMA meme from this, looks like BBC missed that though lol. My guess is that we won't see a billionaire cage match any time soon, which is probably a good thing because I think it would be like the McGregor v Mayweather fight where we all just leave sad to have watched it.
A fight to the death and the winner gets a submarine tour of the Titanic.
Pair of bellends
Meh...make it exciting by fighting in a DIY submarine diving in the ocean!
This is literally a money making scheme and no one else can convince me otherwise
I'll believe it when I see it. It's like those two kids at school who liked to talk tough and arrange a fight, only to both called their mums to pick them up.
Click bait title, sounds like Musk talking out his ass again. No way either of them take the risk of injury or disability.
We need a nottheonion community. This is wild.
Well let's hope they each receive fatal injuries.
I hope they beat the shit out of each other and dont pull their punches
Yeah right.
I dont know whats going to happen but I promise you it will be disappointing.
Jack Dorsey's new venture, it promises to be decentralized apparently. I expect it to be about as decentralized as cyrpocurrency.
People are excited right now because it's invite only. It's got an air of "exclusivity" to it and people just can't handle that shit. Lemmy should have done that instead of that email verification nonsense.
The next disappointment waiting to happen in a couple of years. I predict the headline will be something like "Corporate greed strikes again, Bluesky is going against its community"
It's meant to be a decentralised version of Twitter. I think it was originally made by Twitter but is now a separate company.
But I don't think it uses the ActivityPub protocol that Lemmy, Kbin, and Mastodon use, so it won't be interoperable with them. Also, it's invite-only for the moment. So if you want a decentralised Twitter-like experience right now, you could use Mastodon.
Unless Elon is a secret jujitsu guy Zucks wins this easy. Zuckerberg actually trains. Both suck and billionaires as a class shouldn't exist. But as a big MMA fan for 20+ years and knowing Zuckerberg actually takes it moderately seriously, Elon gonna tap.
TFW it isn't to the death
Musk has the ego of an 'influencer', he just needs the attention it seems.
Are we living in The Onion metaverse? I read the article and can't believe it's reality.
Throw the cage in the ocean once they're locked in. Neptune requires the sacrifice of more oligarchs
I started not to like when people who have some kind of authority constantly try be all silly and goofy and "meme-y". It never seem to go well when theyre like that, they often ended up being really immature or have big ego/hubris, and causing harm because of it. So bc of that im not amused by this tho im sure they think this would amuse us 'commoners' and that theyre 'totally fitting in.' As much as I dont think is necessary for anyone to have that much money, in a world where billionaires do exist id rather they be decent or at least mature and not hear about them constantly, than to hear about them constantly because theyre immature and always trying for attention.
Oh boy a new way for them to advertise themselves.
Who cares? Ik i dont, even more so bc its these 2
Further proof reality is a simulation.
Just woke up and still half asleep. My brain cannot comprehend that headline.
Why would Musk agree to this? Unlike Zuckerberg he has zero history with combat sports
Elon has the height and weight advantage, and he is an idiot
The Zuck channeling his inner Khabib.
Is this the new Celebrity Deathmatch reboot we've been waiting for?
At first everything about this was infuriating but now I want to see the entire C-suite of Meta and Twitter face off in gladiatorial combat, and we can stream it all on twitch and bet on who will live
Top ten BL drama plots that no one asked for.
Yeah, zuck has training and musk has diabetic meds he used to lose weight.
This is hilarious if they actually did, but it looks like Elon is just memeing on Zuck since Zuck has been doing martial arts, and Elon was talking about his own technique "the walrus" where he just lays on his opponent. The only time I would feel good about giving either of these two money is to watch them beat the tar out of each other.
They are nothing but hot air until they really do it. And when they really do it, they will look and be really stupid.
Don't fan their vanity by paying attention to stupid people doing stupid things. Put your phone away or close your laptop, go out, breath some fresh air. This nonsense is of no concern to you.
Jesus fucking christ we just had to shoot that gorilla
There's gonna be so many screenshots of Elon getting choked out on Twitter after this, and I for one am very excited to see that!
The only winner in this fight will be advertisers.
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Two man-children enter, nobody leaves?
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