Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement

5 months ago by geneva_convenience to c/theonion

ARLINGTON, VA—In an apparent attempt to guilt his children into eating their vegetables Monday, White House deputy chief of staff Stephen Miller reportedly reminded one of his sons, a picky eater, that there were starving boys and girls in the basement who didn’t get to have any food at all. “Think of the poor, famished children […]
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zikzak025 6 points 5 months ago

I love the implication in the thumbnail as well that he forces his children to have shaved heads like he does.

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hohoho 6 points 5 months ago

Cancer. He gave his kids cancer

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TheNovemberMan 1 point 5 months ago
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