Rulementary

3 years ago by Donnagen to c/196

Dreckard 22 points 3 years ago

It’s close. they forgot the suspense-building previews before every commercial break, so you actually see the same 5 sec of footage about 30 fucking times.

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Dav 13 points 3 years ago

Coming up next on this thread: a video

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amphy 4 points 3 years ago

this is phenomenal

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AzureDusk10 1 point 3 years ago

Oh my gosh, absolutely hilarious!

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evergreenemily 13 points 3 years ago

This is why I can't stand most American TV. Absolute sensory hell for me (autistic.)

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faltuuser 11 points 3 years ago

Accurate af

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barsoap 6 points 3 years ago

Followed by a five-minute summary, then ten minutes of rabid content, then again a five-minute summary, ad neuseam.

I can only conclude that the only thing that makes American documentaries remotely watchable are the 20 minute ad breaks, I wouldn't know, I don't watch private TV and if there's ads on public TV then it's two minutes of ginseng tea before the news.

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outer_spec 6 points 3 years ago

Misread as African documentary and was a bit confused

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JackOfAllTraits 5 points 3 years ago
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WorldieBoi 4 points 3 years ago

Accurate

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copylefty 3 points 3 years ago

Why do some documentaries do this lol

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thatsTheCatch 2 points 3 years ago

I got interested in spiders with the goal of picking one up (which I've done!), and my partner and I looked for a spider documentary to learn more about the interesting little creatures.

Must've stumbled across a US documentary because this is exactly what it was like.

THESE EIGHT-LEGGED TERRORS ARE EVERYWHERE: IN THE DESERT, IN THE FOREST, AND EVEN IN YOUR HOME! THESE NIGHTMARE-FUEL FUCKS WILL HIDE ANYWHERE, WAITING TO STRIKE... WILL YOU BE NEXT???

Totally not the vibe I was going for...

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ahzidaljun 1 point 3 years ago

How do you misinterpret a bug getting eated in the first place? Obviously the sounds and editing are just that

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