Americans beg Iran to intervene as death toll in Minneapolis reaches 80,000

9 months ago by geneva_convenience to c/theonion

The desperate American people have pleaded with the Ayatollah of Iran to intervene after the death toll in Minneapolis reached 80,000.

calliope 23 points 9 months ago

Americans are now asking themselves how it got to this point.

It all began when Americans were so overcome with racism that they gave absolute power and six-figure salaries to the worst people among them. Who would’ve thought things could go so badly wrong?

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peoplebeproblems 13 points 9 months ago

Ok NGL, I really don't like the onion predicting this one, given how accurate they are on everything in the past.

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Taldan 1 point 9 months ago

As a Minnesotan, if I thought Iran could help, I'd be begging them for help

This shit is so fucked up

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PatTheBunny 3 points 9 months ago