OpenChaos.dev — Democracy in Code, Until Vercel Saved the Blank Page

8 months ago by lens0021 to c/programmer_humor

A self-evolving open source project. Every day, the community votes on PRs, and the winner gets merged.

OpenChaos.dev is an experiment where the most upvoted pull request gets merged every day. Today’s winning PR added a 1.337% chance of serving a blank page. And Vercel, doing exactly what it’s supposed to do, cached it. So a probabilistic failure became a permanent outage.

itkovian 36 points 8 months ago

This was bound to happen anyway.

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gwl 17 points 8 months ago

The most recent web archive link, from 26 Jan

https://web.archive.org/...

Edit: and a screenshot, taken on my phone

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etchinghillside 14 points 8 months ago

What’s the ttl

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rainwall 18 points 8 months ago

Too, too long.

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savvywolf 6 points 8 months ago

Someone should vibe code something for that project...

By which I mean add buttplug.io support.

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lens0021 3 points 8 months ago

dickbutt is merged last week. Isn't enough? https://github.com/skridlevsky/openchaos/pull/14

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gtrcoi 2 points 8 months ago

Ah, entropy

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gwl 2 points 8 months ago

It's back to life again, and the 1.3337% check is now moved to client-side

Edit: huh, fucky internet made a double post

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gwl 1 point 8 months ago

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