True love is apparently still forbidden in the military

3 years ago by PugJesus to c/noncredibledefense

Estiar 49 points 3 years ago

Every day I wake up and realize that I can't marry a Arleigh-Burke destroyer. It's a tragedy for people like me. I thought I was the only one, but I'm glad that it's not me but a whole systemic issue.

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TheRealLinga 13 points 3 years ago

There's so many of us out there. We support your love!

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Kolanaki 40 points 3 years ago

I thought all ships were girls. They always refer to boats as her or she. Where the He/Himboats at?

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DragonTypeWyvern 13 points 3 years ago

In Germany.

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Kolanaki 9 points 3 years ago

I thought the U in U-boat stood for Unisex.

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bingbong 1 point 3 years ago

Nope, stood for UltraKok

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lud 1 point 3 years ago

He sunk a while ago...

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Metal_Zealot 24 points 3 years ago

Shipgirls are all sluts and crave seamen

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UsernameIsTooLon 19 points 3 years ago

Azur Lane brained

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fluxion 5 points 3 years ago

Lucky for him. Navy ships are usually dudes

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DragonTypeWyvern 12 points 3 years ago

? US and UK navy ships are historically "she," unless that's changed recently.

Props to the Navy if they've finally recognized the shipboys' preferred pronouns.

Except the Reagan. Misgender that fat incontinent ho, idc.

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fluxion 4 points 3 years ago path: 0 3106530 3108335 3108531, hotness: undefined, score: 4, children: 5
tal 14 points 3 years ago

Nope. You always use the feminine (well, or neutral) pronoun. Never the masculine.

It doesn't matter whether the original name is from a human man. It's still "she" and "her".

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DragonTypeWyvern 2 points 3 years ago

I don't think you understand, but I also don't care.

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fluxion 9 points 3 years ago

If you wanna keep banging shipgirls named John McCain and Abraham Lincoln be my guest, but it seems a bit suspect to me

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