I like big data sets, and I cannot lie
lividweasel 9 points 7 months ago
She’s so hot, she needs the water supplies of several towns to keep cool
Remember_the_tooth 2 points 7 months ago
Oh, come on! "RAM" was right there!
Love the Monty Python Reference, by the way.
DoubleDongle 15 points 7 months ago
All they know how to do is eat ram, hog power, and lie
JoMiran 14 points 7 months ago
I hace to say that, seeing this response in my inbox without context was very, VERY, confusing.
All they know how to do is
- Eat ram? Like the horned animal?!?
- Hog power? Whaa...what do you mean they have the power of hogs?!?
- Lie? Ok, I got that one, but in combination with the other two, I was perplexed.
I was so confused until I clicked the context.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 1 point 7 months ago
Yo momma so fat she got a lot of files to allocate
yuriRO 4 points 7 months ago
I'd rather have a partner that eventually after several months of love, afection and understanding sells my organs to a black market who's higher biter is a 76 y/o Vietnamese crypto bro with liver failure from Absinthe consumption
jubilationtcornpone 3 points 7 months ago
Fat vocabulary girls they make the rockin' world go round.
LoonyLenny 15 points 7 months ago
I'm a model, you know what I mean?
tacosanonymous 8 points 7 months ago
On the catwalk?
LoonyLenny 8 points 7 months ago
Yeah, on the catwalk, yeah
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 8 points 7 months ago
jankforlife 13 points 7 months ago
A robit?????
Remember_the_tooth 12 points 7 months ago
tacosanonymous 3 points 7 months ago
hmmm
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