You boil the Hell out of it!
FlyingSquid 1 point 3 years ago
Yeah, well, blame the Principia Discordia.
wisefoolkp 7 points 3 years ago
Not sure whether to upvote or downvote for making me laugh at something so dumb... Lol
Tugboater203 9 points 3 years ago
That's the whole point of Dad Jokes! Groans and eye rolls are also acceptable
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dadjokes
@lemmy.world
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Description
This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.
Rules
- Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they can understand, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to: !unclejokes@lemmy.world
- Adult topics with which to be cautious or avoided: drugs, sex, death, racism.
- Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
- Follow Lemmy.World Code of Conduct
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The pope has a water cannon.
It's a water cannon.
He punches holes in it.
It's a holey water cannon.
He blesses it.
It's a holy holey water cannon.
He blesses the hell out of it.
It's a wholly holy holey water cannon.
Batman and Robin arrive.
He shoots them.
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