Exit Strategy

2 months ago by bleistift2 to c/programmerhumor

python 6 points 2 months ago

The great reset

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TootSweet 6 points 2 months ago

Everyone knows what they'd do if their employer pissed them off enough to leave disgruntled. For me it's leaving a pile of sardines cooking in the break room microwave on my way out the door. (For 2 minutes. Out of the tin. On a paper plate. I'm not a monster. And this isn't something I've done. Just something I've fantasized about.)

But this. This is just total scorched earth.

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okwhateverdude 4 points 2 months ago

Careful with blurring. It can be unblurred, usually. Black block that wipes out the pixel values is better.

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JustJack23 1 point 2 months ago

"I am going and taking my code with me"

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resipsaloquitur 1 point 2 months ago

Oh man. If only I had direct write access to main.

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mattreb 1 point 2 months ago

Jokes aside, I think you picked the source ctrl where this would cause the least damage, I've "pushed" a lot of lost commits to my colleagues :)

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bleistift2 2 points 2 months ago

What if I told you I’m the only developer on that project?

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mattreb 2 points 2 months ago

( ˶°ㅁ°)

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