A prophet has produced a map of the USA in 2036 AD

6 months ago by PugJesus to c/noncredibledefense

Darbage 12 points 6 months ago

When drawing borders and forging alliances not a single other territory wanted shit to do with Florida. Checks out.

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1D10 10 points 6 months ago

Cool, Missouri is in the bad lands, but it looks like we will have to go back to shooting Mormons.

Executive order 44 stated, "Mormons must be executed, or driven from the state " it was signed in 1838 and revoked in 1976.

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rumschlumpel 8 points 6 months ago

SMH, no way that the west coast and northeast coast would remain part of the empire while "Dixia" and Texas secede.

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PugJesus 7 points 6 months ago

Don't worry, East and West are entirely separate administrations. As for the Northeast coast, why not stay with the Eastern Empire once the troublemakers in flyover country and the South are no longer around?

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marcos 5 points 6 months ago

The funny thing of secession is that it doesn't matter which side actually does it, it happens to both of them.

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GalacticGrapefruit 7 points 6 months ago

It wouldn't be 'Mormonia' it would be the name they were originally angling for, 'Deseret.'

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PugJesus 3 points 6 months ago

"Germany" vs. "Deutschland" energy

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osaerisxero 7 points 6 months ago

I for one welcome our new Canadian overlords

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Ooops 6 points 6 months ago

Oh, wait. Wrong timeline.

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CPMSP 2 points 6 months ago

But yes please

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sbv 4 points 6 months ago

We will give you one (1) universal healthcare in return for productivity.

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e0qdk 6 points 6 months ago

Took me longer than it probably should've to realize that said "Rustia" rather than "Russia" -- was getting some real "Brazilian Arabia" vibes (from old EU4 memes) for a moment there.

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CPMSP 4 points 6 months ago

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mnemonicmonkeys 3 points 6 months ago

TBH, I wouldn't be surprised if the Great Lakes states would get annexed by Canada. They all already have some standing treatings with Canada, though mainly about water rights

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