These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its ongoing mission... yadda yadda yadda.

3 years ago by The Picard Maneuver to c/risa

Stampela 23 points 3 years ago

What is the deal with those Borg? They want to "assimilate". Fine! Come to earth, we have centuries of tv to show you! See how they'll run away then...

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teft 12 points 3 years ago

But, I don't wanna be a pirate.

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JWBananas 1 point 3 years ago

I AM NOT A JOLLY PIRATE!

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xantoxis 21 points 3 years ago

No way is george a Geordi. Analytical, cool, reserved?

George is one of the Ferengi for sure.

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Son_of_dad 37 points 3 years ago

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cheery_coffee 2 points 3 years ago

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MajorHavoc 7 points 3 years ago

I want to see an EMH modeled after George.

"So I say, 'State the nature of the medical emergency.' You know what he says?! He says 'you always say that.' So I said, 'I always say that because it needs said!'

"Did you really say that?"

"No. I thought of it on the transporter pad on the way over."

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WarmSoda 7 points 3 years ago

Seinfeld would be definitely be Data. He's always questioning why people do things.

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The_Picard_Maneuver 18 points 3 years ago

Geordi, may I ask you a question?

I have noticed that humans at car rental companies sometimes take reservations, but they do not always hold the car. Why is that? Surely anyone could take reservations.

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WarmSoda 11 points 3 years ago

I also think Kramer would be a Q. He always appears and disappears. Creates crazy shit out of nowhere. And dresses up as different professions.

Elian is klingon

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Kowowow 6 points 3 years ago

I think newman would be great ferengi there was the episode where him and kramar tried to make extra money off taking recycling somewhere else plus he's got to be the most petty character

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Son_of_dad 17 points 3 years ago

https://i.imgur.com/yTeJuan.png

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The_Picard_Maneuver 9 points 3 years ago

What, really?!

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OrangeJoe 10 points 3 years ago

You weren't aware he had a guest spot on an episode of voyager? Well, then yes, really.

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The_Picard_Maneuver 6 points 3 years ago

I've honestly only seen bits and pieces of voyager... I keep rewatching TOS/TNG/DS9, so one of these days I need to do a full watch of Voyager.

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PM_ME_CUTE_ASLANS 6 points 3 years ago

It's not everybody's cup of tea but it's definitely one of my favourites. They do a good job of building a camaraderie and family (like TNG). The premise of being stuck in the Delta quadrant lends itself to new aliens of the week (like TOS). And the cast of characters is just fun to watch.

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Stamets 3 points 3 years ago

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JWBananas 2 points 3 years ago

He's also in Prodigy

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someguy3 9 points 3 years ago

You yadda yadda'd over the best part.

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pimento64 6 points 3 years ago

"I'm not a racist, that's what's so insane about this."

"Fifty years we’d have you upside down with a fucking d'k tahg up your ass! You can talk, you can talk, you're brave now motherfucker! Throw his ass out, he’s a spoonhead! HE’S A SPOONHEAD! HE’S A SPOONHEAD! A SPOONHEAD, LOOK, THERE’S A SPOONHEAD!"

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cantstopthesignal 6 points 3 years ago

Elaine looks a lot like Marina Sirtis

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acockworkorange 2 points 3 years ago

She would look mighty fine in her uniform.

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The_Picard_Maneuver 1 point 3 years ago

Yeah, they didn't have to change much for her.