Wife rules

4 months ago by PugJesus to c/196

eareetator 30 points 4 months ago

Manager says I have to stay, He will cuddle wife, Good teamwork

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glitch1985 5 points 4 months ago

Why go home when you can cuddle manager on the clock?

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eareetator 2 points 4 months ago

Good teamwork and efficiency!

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AzuranAurora 27 points 4 months ago

I don't know why so many people shorten "you" or "your" to "u" and "ur". Are you really saving that much time not typing 2 more letters? It's not 2008 anymore, it makes them sound like a moron when I read it.

That's just my "old man yells at clouds" opinion on it.

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PugJesus 13 points 4 months ago

That’s just my “old man yells at clouds” opinion on it.

There there, grandpa, let's get you back to bed

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AzuranAurora 15 points 4 months ago

Shakes fist while rambling incoherently about back in his day

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rosco385 5 points 4 months ago

So I tied an onion to my belt. Which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you'd say.

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Mac 7 points 4 months ago

You should use u'r on the open internet. People love it. lmao

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 3 points 4 months ago

You what?

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AzuranAurora 2 points 4 months ago

Off to the slammer with you!

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CompactFlax 6 points 4 months ago

I feel the same way; it’s not just you. Something about it bothers me.

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mrgoosmoos 5 points 4 months ago

I understand it is somewhat commonplace to use those abbreviations when people aren't being 100% serious

i.e. if a situation like this where you're making it clear it's a joke

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toynbee 3 points 4 months ago

It took me so long to realize that "v" is supposed to mean "very." V long, one might say.

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UnimportantHuman 1 point 4 months ago

I don't think it's a huge deal. Languages evolve and change in both formal and informal ways. What's most important is if the message is comprehensible to whom it's intended for.

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Mac 3 points 4 months ago

"
okay
I'll
tell
my
manager
that
i
have
to
leave
"

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