What's the best insult without any swears?

5 months ago by Kurtagag to c/asklemmy

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rslogix89 39 points 5 months ago

โ€œYour mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!โ€

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pineapplelover 2 points 5 months ago

What does this even mean

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Jankatarch 5 points 5 months ago

"Your mom is a hoe and your dad is an alcoholic."

Explanation

Hamsters have a lot of random sex and elderberries can be fermented into wine.

(You DO need Fr*nch accent to make this insult work tho)

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pinball_wizard 1 point 5 months ago

It means their quest to seek the Holy Grail is likely doomed. And besides, we've already got one.

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dantheclamman 1 point 5 months ago

Beat me to it

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