Dr. Bashir: "Garak, this isn't funny." Garak: "I'm serious, Doctor. Thanks to your ministrations, I am almost completely healed. But the damage I did to them will last a lifetime."

I’m cynical so I’ll believe this once the results of the midterms are announced.

The 32x had some interesting ads:

French ad for the 32x:

When it tries to be a wannabe fascist.

Kindof reminds me of an old joke…

A family walks into a hotel. The father walks up to the front desk and says, "I hope the porn is disabled." The desk clerk says, "It's just regular porn, you sick fuck."

Oh you get the trickle, just not the one they promised:

As an engineer with ADHD and an affinity to design and build stuff for fun halfway… I feel seen.

Everything reminds me of her.

Jokes on them, I only wear my Meta Glasses when I’m furiously masturbating.

Bull fucking shit on maintaining independence.

“Help is on the way…”

“Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”

$3000? What do we look like were make of eggs… get fucked my guy. You voted for this. I would say suck an egg, but clearly you can’t afford it.