Going up to a stranger while you're both partly naked always goes great.

5 months ago by PhenomenalPancake to c/4chan

pulsewidth 64 points 5 months ago

If he's drooling over her body for 10 mins prior to speaking up, chances are she noticed his glances and body language and was just waiting for a signal to flee, but was giving him the benefit of the doubt.

.. and then he launched into a bar pickup line with a semi-naked complete stranger.

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DarrinBrunner 41 points 5 months ago

That wasn't a general rule, it was just for anon.

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k0e3 -2 points 5 months ago

It's not specific to Anon, but for all ugly people.

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naeap 6 points 5 months ago

Nah, completely depends on how you interact

A friendly 'hi, I'm anon, nice to meet you' without any weird stares and so on should never be met with such a reaction
Else it's better the other one left anyway, because it seems he/her has some problems and you dodged a bullet.

It's usually about just staying friendly and not trying to sexualise things from the start, because the head is already further than the situation is

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MyBrainHurts 23 points 5 months ago

"But she didn't know I thought of her as a nearly naked real good body, tits and butt!"

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starchylemming 6 points 5 months ago

shit . the ogre speaks .

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AI_toothbrush 5 points 5 months ago

I often chat with people in saunas and they dont care, if anything its usually recieved positively but knowing this is 4chan anon is probably failing to mention some crucial details that would draw a more complete picture. Where are you from isnactually not even that bad of a conversation starter if you overheard them speak another language or can tell some other way(that doesnt involve racism).

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Fizz 1 point 5 months ago

The sauna always has the weirdest creatures.

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