Let's have a good, clean fight.

2 months ago by The Picard Maneuver to c/humor

zabadoh 22 points 2 months ago

One is oppression by design, the other is oppression by incompetence.

The capitalist boxing promoter wins by pitting the proletariat against each other over meaningless, even manufactured, disagreements.

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partial_accumen 12 points 2 months ago

One is oppression by design

...and...

The capitalist boxing promoter

Capitalism isn't required for oppression by authoritarians.

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zabadoh 3 points 2 months ago

True, but I was talking about the allegorical tale in the comic strip.

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marcos 8 points 2 months ago

There's a rule saying a cockroach can not fight, but you won't be allowed to see it because it was retconned only after the 'Orwellian' guy raised a challenge.

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Hadriscus 7 points 2 months ago

Everything is absurd now. It's Ubuesque

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Viking_Hippie 4 points 2 months ago

You mean like that dog who sits?

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TachyonTele 5 points 2 months ago

This fights going to morph into a horrible government!

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OwOarchist 4 points 2 months ago

I'm a fan of 'Quixotic' myself.

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Akasazh 3 points 2 months ago

My bet is on the user of 'Lovectaftian'

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points 2 months ago

When is my bout? I like saying HOOP HOUSE.

go on, try it. It's really fun.

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