Between Dirty Frag and Copy Fail

5 months ago by slazer2au to c/cybersecuritymemes

atro_city 39 points 5 months ago

Has been pretty hot on windows for decades now

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redsand 18 points 5 months ago

The windows 11 bitlocker backdoor is super spicy. Like holy shit insurance companies are going to be PISSED levels of spicy.

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iocase 11 points 5 months ago

It somehow reminds me of a rant I heard from a Microsoft office instructor. They would teach office products and basically every class would go "yeah if you crop an image in word the cropped portions are still viewable, so if you rely on that for redaction you're not actually redacting anything unless you do X to permanently remove cropped parts of an image"

Without fail at least 3 people would get an "oh fuck" look on their face and urgently leave the room.

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redsand 6 points 5 months ago

Except it's lawyers talking to management at MSFT. Like, what do you do with this in fortune 500 or as a government? All your FDE is worthless. Any windows 11 machine you've lost or lose in the near future is now a serious liability

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kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E 14 points 5 months ago

Long live CVEs!!

Got root on my $JOBs linux machines without creating a shitload of tickets lol.

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iocase 13 points 5 months ago

Your cybersecurity and compliance group reading this

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kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E 3 points 5 months ago

But it's only UAT, so it is okey 😘

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iocase 3 points 5 months ago

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mkwt 11 points 5 months ago

My computer is so tired from compiling so many kernels all at once.

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m33 8 points 5 months ago

Nginx: hold my beer

Windows server : amateurs…

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inari 4 points 5 months ago

Don't forget Fragnesia

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notso 3 points 5 months ago

This is Linux. Its amazing. And its hot as a firecracker!

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