Everyone always forgets that the Genie takes your wish literally

3 months ago by Mickey7 to c/lemmyshitpost

cenariodantesco 30 points 3 months ago

she wished for a black chicken :))

path: 0 23814581, hotness: undefined, score: 30, children: 4
Denvil 22 points 3 months ago

She wished for a BIG black chicken :))

path: 0 23814581 23814752, hotness: undefined, score: 22, children: 3
cenariodantesco 7 points 3 months ago

hey I didn't said it, you did :))

path: 0 23814581 23814752 23814951, hotness: undefined, score: 7, children: 2
M137 -5 points 3 months ago

"didn't said it"

Words hard, apparently.

path: 0 23814581 23814752 23814951 23817864, hotness: undefined, score: -5, children: 1
WhyIHateTheInternet 7 points 3 months ago

People don't think it be like it is but it do

path: 0 23814581 23814752 23814951 23817864 23821694, hotness: undefined, score: 7, children: 0
danekrae 23 points 3 months ago

You also have to be very specific, when using AI to create photos for you...

path: 0 23816451, hotness: undefined, score: 23, children: 5
jpablo68 9 points 3 months ago

Well if you asked for a hot chick riding a giant black cock you got what you asked for...

path: 0 23816451 23818162, hotness: undefined, score: 9, children: 0
ICastFist 5 points 3 months ago

KFC has certainly gone sideways

path: 0 23816451 23816954, hotness: undefined, score: 5, children: 0
brokenwing 3 points 3 months ago

unzips the pants

path: 0 23816451 23817594, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 1
WhyIHateTheInternet 2 points 3 months ago

Why do you have a chicken in your pants?

path: 0 23816451 23817594 23821675, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 0
PlanchetteGhost 1 point 3 months ago
path: 0 23816451 23826795, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 0
MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown 16 points 3 months ago

Asked for a great black bird for to perch upon her shoulder.

Did not get a raven. :(

path: 0 23815252, hotness: undefined, score: 16, children: 0
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds 10 points 3 months ago

she was planning on eating it anyways

path: 0 23816583, hotness: undefined, score: 10, children: 3
Mickey7 5 points 3 months ago

"Genie.... I wish I had a big fat cock to suck and eat"

path: 0 23816583 23818232, hotness: undefined, score: 5, children: 1
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds 3 points 3 months ago

they sell them frozen at every grocery store.

path: 0 23816583 23818232 23820449, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 0
wreckedcarzz 1 point 3 months ago

oh no

path: 0 23816583 23825981, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 0
hOrni 5 points 3 months ago

Yeah, I know, that's why a midget with a piano moved in with me.

path: 0 23815479, hotness: undefined, score: 5, children: 2
usualsuspect191 3 points 3 months ago

You mean you didn't actually wish for a 13" pianist?

path: 0 23815479 23816218, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 1
Asafum 1 point 3 months ago

When the genie said all wishes had to be written I knew I was duumed. Stoopid spelling mistakes...

path: 0 23815479 23816218 23816633, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 0
Kind_to_Everyone 4 points 3 months ago

That is a Ayam Cemani. They are an entirely black Indonesian chicken breed that is the most expensive to buy in the United States. Their meat is supposedly higher in protein, and also entirely black.

path: 0 23827984, hotness: undefined, score: 4, children: 0
JoShmoe 3 points 3 months ago

I finally got her to snapchat herself playing with a big black chicken.

path: 0 23818050, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 0
lemmyshitpost
lemmyshitpost

@lemmy.world

login for more options
41483
28952
15375

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful

Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content

Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam

Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/Explicit

Content


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,

Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

go to feed...