TIL one of the Marlboro Men was named Dick Hammer

5 months ago by magnolia_mayhem to c/todayilearned

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normalentrance 10 points 5 months ago

On October 18, 1999, Hammer died in Long Beach from lung cancer at the age of 69

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magnolia_mayhem 5 points 5 months ago

I completely missed that

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spinne 5 points 5 months ago

"Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?"

"Not right now."

"A girl's gotta have her standards."

If only Susan in Real Genius had had a Marlboro Man named Dick Hammer.

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mojofrododojo 1 point 5 months ago

Chris Knight: Have you ever seen a body like this before in your life?

David Decker: She happens to be my daughter.

Chris Knight: Oh. Then I guess you have.

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piconaut 3 points 5 months ago

Slab Bulkhead

Bridge Largemeat

Punt Speedchunk

Butch Deadlift

Hold Bigflank

Splint Chesthair

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BananaPeal 2 points 5 months ago

Fun fact: his wife's name was Vagina Screwdriver.

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possessedfaxmachine666 2 points a month ago

Mike Litoris. Legend

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RiverRock 1 point 5 months ago

Penis Jigsaw, at your service

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